i spent my birthday vomiting and shitting pure liquid diarrhea

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i spent my birthday vomiting and shitting pure liquid diarrhea

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happy stomach bug to me :llama:
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You got the toilet a present :wetbulb:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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so many presents!
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Best not get the little one sick :occifer:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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he’s how we both got sick in the first place. and in typical fashion he was completely over it before we got sick at all :waa:
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Me and the kids spent tuesday being sick together :oldryan:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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it’s just as fun as everyone says it will be
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:santa:
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:homework:
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Happy earthday
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Barfday :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Children are incubators of disease
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HBEF!
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it is appropriate to have transformative rebirths on birthdays
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And here I got all excited by the title, thinking you spent your birthday in a Japanese bathhouse :tvrky:
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:tubdusty:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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things are looking up, i had dairy tonight and everything
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rhino wrote:Image
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friday was pure liquid shits day for me. that was a harrowing drive into work :eek:
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you weren’t sick, don’t try and hijack my thread :waa:
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Mass shittings
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morbid board eli wrote:you weren’t sick, don’t try and hijack my thread :waa:
i was and i am, although the shitting sickness subsided by friday afternoon. i had no nausea or vomiting however so the disease crown is all yours

happy birthday, you vomitous old liquid-shitter :ba:
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:llama:
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