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stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 00:17

patient in the leaves
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 00:32

Is this a new qotsa song
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 00:52

:homework:

too soon
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Josh » 30 Jan 2018, 01:27

There there. Your bulk order of kale and Brussel sprouts will be there soon enough
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 01:39

Brussels sprouts :xx:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 01:39

well now i wish this thread was about me leaving stray turds underfoot in the leaves
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 01:39

Nick wrote:Brussels sprouts :xx:


garlic roast them shits :xx:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 02:04

Plenty of balsamic vinegar all up on them pan roasted sprouts :xx:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 02:18

nick whole ass knows :idea:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Josh » 30 Jan 2018, 02:36

never had them
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 02:42

typical food snob
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 30 Jan 2018, 03:12

Just had some today, with chicken and roasties. Not just for Christmas.
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 03:53

jorsh wrote:never had them


Well you should make some pan roasted sprouts with garlic, onion and balsamic vinegar :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 03:54

:idea:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 03:54

Jeep Swenson_hero wrote:Just had some today, with chicken and roasties. Not just for Christmas.


:judge:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 03:57

I don't think I've ever had them for christmas
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 04:23

i believe they are the token british christmastime vegetable
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 04:24

Poor brits only get that delicious veggie once a year :eyes:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Jan 2018, 04:40

no it is only mandatory once a year :judge:

roasted brussels sprout goodness is optional 364 days and nights a year :gay:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Holocaust » 30 Jan 2018, 06:52

Nick wrote:
jorsh wrote:never had them


Well you should make some pan roasted sprouts with garlic, onion and balsamic vinegar :idea:


Some dried cranberries make a nice addition to this
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 07:09

Cranberries :shake:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Holocaust » 30 Jan 2018, 07:29

Craisins :idea:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Skinfection » 30 Jan 2018, 09:26

Holly knows :idea:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Holocaust » 30 Jan 2018, 09:52

Craisins are the bomb diggity with sprouts and balsamic vinegar

And kale

And cereal

And stir fry

And just about anything really


Crainins :xx:
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Holocaust » 30 Jan 2018, 09:52

Craisins*
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Re: stray turds underfoot

Postby Nick » 30 Jan 2018, 10:06

Nick wrote:Cranberries :shake:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?

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