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does your employer not withhold state taxes or something :huh:
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last year i got something like $600 in state taxes back, it was a wonderful surprise

but i owed so much more than that in federal taxes :homework:

math :waa:
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Got my return today. Paid off some bills, saved most.

Impulse-bought this dual wah/vol pedal today:
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I just filed mine and I think for the first time ever I didn't owe anything. In fact I got over $3,000 back in state taxes, which I'm still thinking must be some kind of mistake. If it is then at least it was an honest one on my part (I went back and double checked everything). I know MN had a budget surplus of several billion dollars so I'll have to see if that accounts for any of this...

Other than that I got $300 back from federal and $250 back in property taxes. The property tax one would have been a lot more except I have a roommate on the lease now, and the state just assumes that he pays half the rent even though he doesn't pay any and has no income. He could technically file a return for the property tax and get almost $600 for it - which would then go to me - but I need to make sure that it wouldn't put either of us in any legal cross-hairs. But I would end up with about as much as I would have gotten had it just been me on the lease.

No plans on spending any of it. Maybe I'll pick up a sandwich later :santa:
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went in expecting to pay several thousand dollars, turns out we are getting several thousand dollars back

this was not in the plans :shock: :huh: :llama:
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I got $96 back. um, yay.
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morbid board eli wrote:went in expecting to pay several thousand dollars, turns out we are getting several thousand dollars back

this was not in the plans :shock: :huh: :llama:
didn't you adopt recently? probably has something to do with that.
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yep :santa: it was that combined with my wife withholding more than she needed to and a whole fuckton of itemized deductions thanks to moving costs and business expenses

and super clever accounting

i knew the burden would be lower this year but i never expected to get a fucking refund
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fat tax return dollars, you say? sounds like it's time to get some rick owens in your wardrobe!
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you keep that foolish talk over on your shoe forums where it belongs :shake:
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the dark lord of fashion compels you :grim:
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i do need new clothes but only because literally every pair of pants i own is now stained thanks to the fact that i have a toddler
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Don't wear pants?
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shorts season is here :bulb:
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That's all year silly
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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:sicken:
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buying a house :shock:
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i have been on scholarships the last couple years so don't have any taxable income :oldryan:
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Had to pay off 900 dollars in taxes. Cashed out a 401 k yo pay off my truck. Wasn't a smart move. The banks took half in fees and taxes. Then the gubment said "we didn't take out enough taxes. We need more". fucked without a kiss.

200 more dollars and I'll have it paid in full.
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but $200 is only ten rest stop blowjobs :ba:

cashing out retirement plans early is a fucking shakedown though :frown: my wife did this for one of hers last year to help pay off some of the moving costs and i think we wound up getting about 40% of the balance
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I forget I even got them shits
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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better check them balances :suss:
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Gotta wait for that next statement in the mail
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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