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PLEASE KILL ME

Postby zim » 13 Feb 2018, 23:14

currently dreading company wide meeting with a bunch of marketing people in about 20 minutes

please kill me
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Nick » 13 Feb 2018, 23:16

You can always throw yourself down some steps
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby zim » 13 Feb 2018, 23:18

i would but there's a chance i might not die
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Nick » 13 Feb 2018, 23:56

The roof? Run in traffic?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby rhino » 13 Feb 2018, 23:58

When the meeting starts, stand up, pull down your pants, and start doing the peniscopter
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby shadowalk » 14 Feb 2018, 00:10

Just let other people do the talking as much as possible and try to look attentive. Also make sure you have a lot of games on your phone as you'll need those once you've all settled in your chairs.
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby The Ultimate » 14 Feb 2018, 00:18

Are you worried you're going to get fired or something?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby morbid board eli » 14 Feb 2018, 01:26

poor dead zim
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Nick » 14 Feb 2018, 03:13

I guess zim went to the meeting and died of boredom :homework:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Hitoshura » 14 Feb 2018, 03:23

boredoom :grim:
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Holocaust » 14 Feb 2018, 04:08

"Bored to Death" would be a fitting title for any new CC album
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Josh » 14 Feb 2018, 05:25

Just go to Baltimore.
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby zim » 14 Feb 2018, 05:39

i actually got to bail on the meeting :gay:
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Nick » 14 Feb 2018, 06:23

Bomb threat?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Holocaust » 14 Feb 2018, 07:45

Sudden penile explosion
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby morbid board eli » 15 Feb 2018, 21:09

poor, poor dead zim
Holocaust wrote:super dickton
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby shadowalk » 16 Feb 2018, 15:03

Don't die zimberly :tear:
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby morbid board eli » 16 Feb 2018, 16:56

at least now we know how it will happen
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Nick » 16 Feb 2018, 19:18

Atomic wedgie
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby zim » 16 Feb 2018, 22:13

Image
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby Nick » 17 Feb 2018, 00:17

Good job zim
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME

Postby morbid board eli » 17 Feb 2018, 05:54

if only
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