PLEASE KILL ME
- zim
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PLEASE KILL ME
currently dreading company wide meeting with a bunch of marketing people in about 20 minutes
please kill me
please kill me
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
You can always throw yourself down some steps
- zim
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
i would but there's a chance i might not die
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
The roof? Run in traffic?
- rhino
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
When the meeting starts, stand up, pull down your pants, and start doing the peniscopter
- shadowalk
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Just let other people do the talking as much as possible and try to look attentive. Also make sure you have a lot of games on your phone as you'll need those once you've all settled in your chairs.
- Grudge
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Are you worried you're going to get fired or something?
- happiness and harmony
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- Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
I guess zim went to the meeting and died of boredom
- jawn galliano
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
boredoom
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
"Bored to Death" would be a fitting title for any new CC album
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Just go to Baltimore.
- zim
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
i actually got to bail on the meeting
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Bomb threat?
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Sudden penile explosion
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Don't die zimberly
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Atomic wedgie
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Good job zim
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