PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 23:14
currently dreading company wide meeting with a bunch of marketing people in about 20 minutes
please kill me
please kill me
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Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 23:16
You can always throw yourself down some steps
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 23:18
i would but there's a chance i might not die
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 23:56
The roof? Run in traffic?
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 13 Feb 2018, 23:58
When the meeting starts, stand up, pull down your pants, and start doing the peniscopter
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 00:10
Just let other people do the talking as much as possible and try to look attentive. Also make sure you have a lot of games on your phone as you'll need those once you've all settled in your chairs.
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 00:18
Are you worried you're going to get fired or something?
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 01:26
poor dead zim
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 03:13
I guess zim went to the meeting and died of boredom 
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 03:23
boredoom 
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 04:08
"Bored to Death" would be a fitting title for any new CC album
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 05:25
Just go to Baltimore.
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 05:39
i actually got to bail on the meeting 
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 06:23
Bomb threat?
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 14 Feb 2018, 07:45
Sudden penile explosion
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 15 Feb 2018, 21:09
poor, poor dead zim
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 16 Feb 2018, 15:03
Don't die zimberly 
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 16 Feb 2018, 16:56
at least now we know how it will happen
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 16 Feb 2018, 19:18
Atomic wedgie
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 16 Feb 2018, 22:13
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 17 Feb 2018, 00:17
Good job zim
Re: PLEASE KILL ME
Posted: 17 Feb 2018, 05:54
if only