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my life has gotten better

Postby User » 25 Feb 2018, 15:37

ever since i discovered whatsapp on web

now i can sit in my comfortable space typing like the old days while all those fools are outside squinting in the sun and using their thumbs
the sheer speed and literary prowess of the keyboard is unmatched
its contours not smooth nor sharp
an extension of the pectorals major minor

keyboard keyboard keyboard

ITT i bared my soul and i will suffer the consequences
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Re: my life has gotten better

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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Josh » 25 Feb 2018, 17:49

uhhh
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby zim » 25 Feb 2018, 18:28

ITT i agree with jorsh
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Holocaust » 25 Feb 2018, 19:54

:luke:
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Nick » 25 Feb 2018, 21:08

Fair enough
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Hitoshura » 25 Feb 2018, 23:31

it's true though a keyboard is much better than a touchscreen
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby The Ultimate » 25 Feb 2018, 23:55

Didn't know about the web version
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Holocaust » 26 Feb 2018, 00:02

I use Groupme at work. So much better on a desktop, but it doesn't have wifi or video calling like Whatsapp :homework:

Keyboards rule though
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Hitoshura » 26 Feb 2018, 00:04

i don't use any of these newfangled "apps"
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby morbid board eli » 26 Feb 2018, 02:04

i use zero applications

i assume whatsapp is to do with casual fucking
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Postby Josh » 26 Feb 2018, 03:06

Cucking
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Postby morbid board eli » 26 Feb 2018, 06:34

cauking :hard-on bearer:
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Holocaust » 26 Feb 2018, 07:51

Whatsapp :xx:

I use Signal for texting my mates. It features wifi calling, E2E encryption, self-destructing messages for those drug dealer convos, and also a night mode for easy viewing. How fun!
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby User » 26 Feb 2018, 13:51

how come none of you said i look handsome

that was the true purpose of this thread
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Josh » 26 Feb 2018, 14:04

i still love you for sending me heady if its any consolation :jizz:
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby User » 26 Feb 2018, 14:29

i would like to live deliciously with the ejaculate of angels, consumed happily by jorsh
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Nick » 26 Feb 2018, 19:14

User wrote:how come none of you said i look handsome

that was the true purpose of this thread


Less blue shirt

More blue pants
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby morbid board eli » 26 Feb 2018, 23:50

i thought it was obvious
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby User » 27 Feb 2018, 10:15

don't make me whatsapp your arse for fashion advice
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Hitoshura » 27 Feb 2018, 22:25

if you want to stay on the latest trends, big chunky shoes are still hot hot hot in 2018. stay away from heavily-branded ensembles as that look is on the way out

metal aesthetics are also still high fashion thanks to the likes of demna gvasalia's vetements line incorporating them in a few pieces. we were far, far ahead of the curve on that one
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby User » 27 Feb 2018, 23:03

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i was so mean in 2005

(C) ahead of the curve
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby morbid board eli » 28 Feb 2018, 00:50

but do you still have the hoodie
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 03:11

get a better keyboard
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Abzu » 28 Feb 2018, 03:32

Hi
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 03:57

i like logitech chroma keys
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Abzu » 28 Feb 2018, 04:05

mechanical?
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 05:14

of course
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby zim » 28 Feb 2018, 05:15

microsoft ergonomic 4000 or fuck the right off
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 05:16

hah
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby zim » 28 Feb 2018, 05:29

after using the ibm model m with buckling spring mechanical keys everything else just feels like cheap imitation

i've used all the neat mechanical/rgb keyboards and the ergonomic is still my favorite, would be cool to have a mechanical version tho
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Nick » 28 Feb 2018, 05:34

zim wrote:microsoft ergonomic 4000 or fuck the right off


I don't like the whole split keyboard thing
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby zim » 28 Feb 2018, 05:35

most people don't but it's really comfortable when you get used to it. i have trouble typing on regular keyboards now because of it :oldryan:
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Nick » 28 Feb 2018, 05:37

I just want keys that aren't completely flat.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby morbid board eli » 28 Feb 2018, 06:03

i had to use a split keyboard for a semester once at this wonky ass scholarship job, and it was a wonky ass keyboard to boot :oldryan:

regular keyboards :rocker:
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 06:12

i love mechanical keys now, ive used a couple and they are fucking mint like
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby morbid board eli » 28 Feb 2018, 06:15

like a secure facility where currency is printed?
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 06:16

exactly, reply to me pm like big lad
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby morbid board eli » 28 Feb 2018, 06:18

oh right, i forgot :redneck:
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby zim » 28 Feb 2018, 06:20

he isn't interested in sending nudes
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 06:28

but we like to talk about nice things foreskin fungus
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby morbid board eli » 28 Feb 2018, 06:30

zim wrote:he isn't interested in sending nudes


to you
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 06:45

:cool:
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Hitoshura » 28 Feb 2018, 06:58

i'd like a mechanical keyboard but i have a habit of abusing my peripherals so a $20 logitech seemed like a more sensible option

it's held up surprisingly well
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 07:05

but they make a nice noise
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Hitoshura » 28 Feb 2018, 07:30

i agree but they also cost about $80 more and i would feel bad if i broke a $100 keyboard
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 07:33

dont worry my first mech keyboard i dropped a beer on it the first night, i stuck at it
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby Hitoshura » 28 Feb 2018, 07:35

was it a good beer
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby toozey » 28 Feb 2018, 07:45

complete piss.

i have a Logitech one now and it has light and feels crisp to the touch.
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Re: my life has gotten better

Postby User » 28 Feb 2018, 09:41

i have never considered the subtleties between keyboards

for me they are all $10 and feel the same :oldryan:
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