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lost my phone

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on a stupid boat full of stupid people

i need to buy a new one

maybe $400
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Use a ps2 emulator
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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pigeons
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Nick wrote:Use a ps2 emulator
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did it have to be a stupid boat
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:redneck::::::::::
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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thanks for suggesting, i am thinking huawei nova 2
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Why Huawei? I'd rather shell out the monies for some fancy Xiaomi :greenie:
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but what did you gain
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Moto
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i like the huawei, i got the nova 2i. all good in the hood now

it's lovely and green
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just make sure to avoid boarding any stupid boats in the future :idea:
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Only smart boats?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i will board only certain boats at certain times and this practice will enable me to keep my phone
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morbid board eli wrote:but what did you gain
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What a strange phone
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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it keeps its secrets close
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Talking about phones, I just replaced my trusty Redmi Note 3 for the Redmi Note 5 :xx:
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congratulations, it's a nice feeling for those first few weeks of owning a new gadget
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yesterday i heard the tale of a man who left his telephone on top of his car while loading the car and then drove off

he was later able to recover the case for the phone

but the phone itself remains lost

let this be a lesson
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So how pissed was your wife
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i was not the subject of this story i was an audience member

apparently his wife just rolled her eyes as it was not the first time this has happened :santa:
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that thing where someone leaves something on a car roof and the accidentally drives off with it still on the roof seems like something from a really dumb comedy. like something rhino would like.

although i actually did this once
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:krinor:
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User wrote:congratulations, it's a nice feeling for those first few weeks of owning a new gadget
The convention around here is to ostracize me, don't you get it? WTF is wrong with you?
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i don't know who was responsible for it but someone in my family left a rented VHS copy of twister on the roof of the car. obviously, this was the gloryhole era

the trip was specifically just to return the tape, it did not survive the journey to the video store
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it was you, wasnt it
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i have done this with a thermos, bye bye thermos (and cawfee inside)
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that poor thermos, rolling down those hillsides all alone
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new phone, pixel 3A. not bad but i stuck the screen protector on crooked :oldphone:
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are you kirk hammett
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that poor, poor thermos
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Ok, Luke the unfortunate. Getting bitten by rats and losing his phone. Looking forward to the next tale of irresponsible travel problems. Next up, Luke loses his wallet teaching English at a brothel.
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with your level of thrift erny, you would definitely be leaving the brothel with more money than when you came in
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