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lost my phone

Postby User » 26 Apr 2018, 22:15

on a stupid boat full of stupid people

i need to buy a new one

maybe $400

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Re: lost my phone

Postby Nick » 26 Apr 2018, 22:25

Use a ps2 emulator
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: lost my phone

Postby shadowalk » 27 Apr 2018, 00:22

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Re: lost my phone

Postby zim » 27 Apr 2018, 02:06

Nick wrote:Use a ps2 emulator
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Hitoshura » 27 Apr 2018, 04:37

did it have to be a stupid boat
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Re: lost my phone

Postby morbid board eli » 27 Apr 2018, 05:17

:redneck::::::::::
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Nick » 27 Apr 2018, 05:26

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 27 Apr 2018, 11:58

thanks for suggesting, i am thinking huawei nova 2
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Re: lost my phone

Postby H4T3M4CH1N3 » 30 Apr 2018, 19:04

Why Huawei? I'd rather shell out the monies for some fancy Xiaomi :greenie:
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Re: lost my phone

Postby morbid board eli » 30 Apr 2018, 20:11

but what did you gain
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Holocaust » 05 May 2018, 10:51

Moto
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 05 May 2018, 14:56

i like the huawei, i got the nova 2i. all good in the hood now

it's lovely and green
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Hitoshura » 05 May 2018, 22:14

just make sure to avoid boarding any stupid boats in the future :idea:
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Nick » 05 May 2018, 22:58

Only smart boats?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 06 May 2018, 15:19

i will board only certain boats at certain times and this practice will enable me to keep my phone
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Re: lost my phone

Postby morbid board eli » 07 May 2018, 00:12

morbid board eli wrote:but what did you gain
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 12 May 2018, 11:54

truck stop blowjobs
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Nick » 12 May 2018, 11:58

What a strange phone
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 19 May 2018, 16:33

it keeps its secrets close
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Re: lost my phone

Postby H4T3M4CH1N3 » 05 Jul 2018, 08:19

Talking about phones, I just replaced my trusty Redmi Note 3 for the Redmi Note 5 :xx:
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 05 Jul 2018, 16:43

congratulations, it's a nice feeling for those first few weeks of owning a new gadget
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Re: lost my phone

Postby morbid board eli » 05 Jul 2018, 17:21

yesterday i heard the tale of a man who left his telephone on top of his car while loading the car and then drove off

he was later able to recover the case for the phone

but the phone itself remains lost

let this be a lesson
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Nick » 05 Jul 2018, 18:29

So how pissed was your wife
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: lost my phone

Postby morbid board eli » 05 Jul 2018, 18:55

i was not the subject of this story i was an audience member

apparently his wife just rolled her eyes as it was not the first time this has happened :santa:
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Verbal » 05 Jul 2018, 23:16

that thing where someone leaves something on a car roof and the accidentally drives off with it still on the roof seems like something from a really dumb comedy. like something rhino would like.

although i actually did this once
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Re: lost my phone

Postby zim » 06 Jul 2018, 05:53

:krinor:
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Re: lost my phone

Postby H4T3M4CH1N3 » 06 Jul 2018, 06:26

User wrote:congratulations, it's a nice feeling for those first few weeks of owning a new gadget


The convention around here is to ostracize me, don't you get it? WTF is wrong with you?
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Hitoshura » 06 Jul 2018, 07:12

i don't know who was responsible for it but someone in my family left a rented VHS copy of twister on the roof of the car. obviously, this was the gloryhole era

the trip was specifically just to return the tape, it did not survive the journey to the video store
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Re: lost my phone

Postby Verbal » 06 Jul 2018, 07:25

it was you, wasnt it
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 10 Jul 2018, 22:51

i have done this with a thermos, bye bye thermos (and abzu's beverage inside)
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Re: lost my phone

Postby morbid board eli » 10 Jul 2018, 23:57

that poor thermos, rolling down those hillsides all alone
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Re: lost my phone

Postby User » 11 Jul 2018, 14:14

i think about it often but i don't admit it to people, especially people i don't know
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