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lost my phone

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 22:15
by User
on a stupid boat full of stupid people

i need to buy a new one

maybe $400
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Re: lost my phone

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 22:25
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Use a ps2 emulator

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 00:22
by shadowalk
pigeons

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 02:06
by zim
Nick wrote:Use a ps2 emulator

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 04:37
by jawn galliano
did it have to be a stupid boat

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 05:17
by happiness and harmony
:redneck::::::::::

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 05:26
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: lost my phone

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 11:58
by User
thanks for suggesting, i am thinking huawei nova 2

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 30 Apr 2018, 19:04
by H4T3M4CH1N3
Why Huawei? I'd rather shell out the monies for some fancy Xiaomi :greenie:

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 30 Apr 2018, 20:11
by happiness and harmony
but what did you gain

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 May 2018, 10:51
by Holocaust
Moto

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 May 2018, 14:56
by User
i like the huawei, i got the nova 2i. all good in the hood now

it's lovely and green

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 May 2018, 22:14
by jawn galliano
just make sure to avoid boarding any stupid boats in the future :idea:

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 May 2018, 22:58
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Only smart boats?

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 06 May 2018, 15:19
by User
i will board only certain boats at certain times and this practice will enable me to keep my phone

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 07 May 2018, 00:12
by happiness and harmony
morbid board eli wrote:but what did you gain

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 12 May 2018, 11:54
by User
truck stop blowjobs

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 12 May 2018, 11:58
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
What a strange phone

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 19 May 2018, 16:33
by User
it keeps its secrets close

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 Jul 2018, 08:19
by H4T3M4CH1N3
Talking about phones, I just replaced my trusty Redmi Note 3 for the Redmi Note 5 :xx:

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 Jul 2018, 16:43
by User
congratulations, it's a nice feeling for those first few weeks of owning a new gadget

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 Jul 2018, 17:21
by happiness and harmony
yesterday i heard the tale of a man who left his telephone on top of his car while loading the car and then drove off

he was later able to recover the case for the phone

but the phone itself remains lost

let this be a lesson

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 Jul 2018, 18:29
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
So how pissed was your wife

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 Jul 2018, 18:55
by happiness and harmony
i was not the subject of this story i was an audience member

apparently his wife just rolled her eyes as it was not the first time this has happened :santa:

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 Jul 2018, 23:16
by Verbal
that thing where someone leaves something on a car roof and the accidentally drives off with it still on the roof seems like something from a really dumb comedy. like something rhino would like.

although i actually did this once

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 06 Jul 2018, 05:53
by zim
:krinor:

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 06 Jul 2018, 06:26
by H4T3M4CH1N3
User wrote:congratulations, it's a nice feeling for those first few weeks of owning a new gadget
The convention around here is to ostracize me, don't you get it? WTF is wrong with you?

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 06 Jul 2018, 07:12
by jawn galliano
i don't know who was responsible for it but someone in my family left a rented VHS copy of twister on the roof of the car. obviously, this was the gloryhole era

the trip was specifically just to return the tape, it did not survive the journey to the video store

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 06 Jul 2018, 07:25
by Verbal
it was you, wasnt it

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 10 Jul 2018, 22:51
by User
i have done this with a thermos, bye bye thermos (and cawfee inside)

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 10 Jul 2018, 23:57
by happiness and harmony
that poor thermos, rolling down those hillsides all alone

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 30 Jul 2019, 04:43
by User
new phone, pixel 3A. not bad but i stuck the screen protector on crooked :oldphone:

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 30 Jul 2019, 05:41
by Verbal
are you kirk hammett

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 30 Jul 2019, 08:16
by happiness and harmony
that poor, poor thermos

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 05 Aug 2019, 22:06
by Grudge
Ok, Luke the unfortunate. Getting bitten by rats and losing his phone. Looking forward to the next tale of irresponsible travel problems. Next up, Luke loses his wallet teaching English at a brothel.

Re: lost my phone

Posted: 06 Aug 2019, 10:20
by User
with your level of thrift erny, you would definitely be leaving the brothel with more money than when you came in