Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

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Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby The Ultimate » 04 May 2018, 20:31

Irritation is compounded when you sneeze 3 times and they say bless you 3 times.
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Nick » 04 May 2018, 20:55

Just say no thanks
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 04 May 2018, 22:55

save yourself time and energy by giving a shit about fewer dumb things
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby The Ultimate » 04 May 2018, 23:06

You must not work in an office with people right next to you.
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby zim » 05 May 2018, 00:08

morbid board eli wrote:save yourself time and energy by giving a shit about fewer dumb things
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Nick » 05 May 2018, 00:11

Nick wrote:Just say no thanks
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Hitoshura » 05 May 2018, 00:28

this doesn't bother me but i mostly cannot be bothered to participate in the whole absurd ritual

i just say thanks when people bless my sneezes and am rude and don't reciprocate when people around me sneeze
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 May 2018, 01:50

i still say bless you because it has been the way since childhood

and the spirit with which it is intended is a positive one

and so those are my broader thoughts on the subject
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 05 May 2018, 02:05

Sending thoughts and prayers.
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby The Ultimate » 05 May 2018, 02:46

Hitoshura wrote:this doesn't bother me but i mostly cannot be bothered to participate in the whole absurd ritual

i just say thanks when people bless my sneezes and am rude and don't reciprocate when people around me sneeze


Ha ha I am just like that. Except for the part that I don't say thanks when people bless my sneezes either huh huh huh.
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby The Ultimate » 05 May 2018, 02:46

morbid board eli wrote:i still say bless you because it has been the way since childhood

and the spirit with which it is intended is a positive one

and so those are my broader thoughts on the subject


Bastard. You're part of the problem.
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Holocaust » 05 May 2018, 10:46

It's mostly old ladies who say bless you
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby User » 05 May 2018, 14:57

tell them to go fuck themselves next time

sneeze
"bless you"
"go fuck yourself"

done
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Hitoshura » 05 May 2018, 22:13

most of my blessings occur at work where it is generally frowned upon to tell people to fuck themselves :eyes:
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Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 05 May 2018, 22:52

Say it in Klingon.
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Nick » 05 May 2018, 22:57

Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Just say no thanks
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 05 May 2018, 23:20

They think demons are trying to enter your body when you sneeze. Hence the bless you. I cant be arsed to say bless you when someone sneezes.
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Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 05 May 2018, 23:39

Demons are preferable.
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Postby User » 06 May 2018, 15:17

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Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 06 May 2018, 23:17

I could go for some rice.
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 07 May 2018, 00:10

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zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)

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