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Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 04 May 2018, 20:31
by Grudge
Irritation is compounded when you sneeze 3 times and they say bless you 3 times.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 04 May 2018, 20:55
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Just say no thanks

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 04 May 2018, 22:55
by happiness and harmony
save yourself time and energy by giving a shit about fewer dumb things

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 04 May 2018, 23:06
by Grudge
You must not work in an office with people right next to you.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 00:08
by zim
morbid board eli wrote:save yourself time and energy by giving a shit about fewer dumb things

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 00:11
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Nick wrote:Just say no thanks

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 00:28
by jawn galliano
this doesn't bother me but i mostly cannot be bothered to participate in the whole absurd ritual

i just say thanks when people bless my sneezes and am rude and don't reciprocate when people around me sneeze

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 01:50
by happiness and harmony
i still say bless you because it has been the way since childhood

and the spirit with which it is intended is a positive one

and so those are my broader thoughts on the subject

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 02:05
by Z's bouncy tits
Sending thoughts and prayers.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 02:46
by Grudge
Hitoshura wrote:this doesn't bother me but i mostly cannot be bothered to participate in the whole absurd ritual

i just say thanks when people bless my sneezes and am rude and don't reciprocate when people around me sneeze
Ha ha I am just like that. Except for the part that I don't say thanks when people bless my sneezes either huh huh huh.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 02:46
by Grudge
morbid board eli wrote:i still say bless you because it has been the way since childhood

and the spirit with which it is intended is a positive one

and so those are my broader thoughts on the subject
Bastard. You're part of the problem.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 10:46
by Holocaust
It's mostly old ladies who say bless you

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 14:57
by User
tell them to go fuck themselves next time

sneeze
"bless you"
"go fuck yourself"

done

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 22:13
by jawn galliano
most of my blessings occur at work where it is generally frowned upon to tell people to fuck themselves :eyes:

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 22:52
by Z's bouncy tits
Say it in Klingon.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 22:57
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Nick wrote:
Nick wrote:Just say no thanks

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 23:20
by Dr. Gonzo
They think demons are trying to enter your body when you sneeze. Hence the bless you. I cant be arsed to say bless you when someone sneezes.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 05 May 2018, 23:39
by Z's bouncy tits
Demons are preferable.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 06 May 2018, 15:17
by User
Image

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 06 May 2018, 23:17
by Z's bouncy tits
I could go for some rice.

Re: Can't sneeze in peace without some asshole saying "Bless you!"

Posted: 07 May 2018, 00:10
by happiness and harmony
User wrote:Image