well that was fucking weird

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well that was fucking weird

Postby Josh » 07 May 2018, 09:27

i get off work, drive to taco bell and order, pull into the kmart parking lot next door to eat my food. this light gray minivan pulls up in front of me about 15 feet away, driver looked like a older white lady in her 50s maybe, out gets a young native american chick maybe 16-20 with a backwards hat and big framed glasses with a purse in her hand. im like "nope fuck this, robbed and murdered or this chick trying to suck me off for some cash, ya no thanks" so i whip a uturn and proceed to drive home. i get about half a mile from my apartment and look in my rear view, they are fucking following me. i have underground parking so i pulled into my complex and opened the underground garage door and they actually pull about half way in behind me before backing out. so i go up to my apartment which the balcony blinds are still open from when i was home for lunch, as im looking out, they are driving by casing the place. i called the p.olice department but they were closed so i called 911 and felt like a dumbass when they asked what my emergency was. being followed by anyone is trippy as fuck and not in a good way. maybe had a gun or knife in her purse i wasnt going to sit there and wait. thats one thing but being followed home, fucking what? my cousin thinks the older white lady was her pimp trying to get some sucky sucky. i dont know you and you roll up on me i aint taking any chances. DTA splendid mate of mine, take my hand as we cross this meadow cause stone cold said so!

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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby zim » 07 May 2018, 09:40

that's pretty sketchy, even sketchier now that they know where you live
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Nick » 07 May 2018, 18:06

I've had cars follow me but it's because they got all road raged out on me.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Josh » 07 May 2018, 18:57

So have i but this was worse
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Nick » 07 May 2018, 19:12

Should have taken a leisurely drive to the closest vice squad station :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 08 May 2018, 02:22

fuck that shit, I wouldn't have gone home. I would let your neighbors know what happened so they can keep an eye out as well.

next time drive into a part of town you know well and lose them. or go somewhere public and call the vice squad
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Holocaust » 08 May 2018, 09:17

If only you had a dildo
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 08 May 2018, 19:41

this sounds fucking weird :oldryan: :shock: :eek:

you really shouldn't have driven home through duder. next time lead them on a merry chase down the interstate and call the cops from your car :idea:
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Josh » 09 May 2018, 00:16

:santa:
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby TamPron » 09 May 2018, 02:19

did they steal your house yet?
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Holocaust » 09 May 2018, 09:39

My mom's in Fargo with her sister at present. I'll send her to give those creepy gals a stern talking to

By the way, my aunt only lives about 15 blocks north on Broadway from that restaurant you posted about some time back :santa:
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Olden Polynice » 10 May 2018, 17:16

Should have confronted them with a mad foreskin fungus like large knife and twitching left eye
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby iamgoat » 11 May 2018, 03:25

They're probably reading your post here too. :eek:
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Re: well that was fucking weird

Postby Josh » 11 May 2018, 04:12

Holocaust wrote:My mom's in Fargo with her sister at present. I'll send her to give those creepy gals a stern talking to

By the way, my aunt only lives about 15 blocks north on Broadway from that restaurant you posted about some time back :santa:



still weird that you have family here :krinor:

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