well that was fucking weird

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well that was fucking weird

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i get off work, drive to taco bell and order, pull into the kmart parking lot next door to eat my food. this light gray minivan pulls up in front of me about 15 feet away, driver looked like a older white lady in her 50s maybe, out gets a young native american chick maybe 16-20 with a backwards hat and big framed glasses with a purse in her hand. im like "nope fuck this, robbed and murdered or this chick trying to suck me off for some cash, ya no thanks" so i whip a uturn and proceed to drive home. i get about half a mile from my apartment and look in my rear view, they are fucking following me. i have underground parking so i pulled into my complex and opened the underground garage door and they actually pull about half way in behind me before backing out. so i go up to my apartment which the balcony blinds are still open from when i was home for lunch, as im looking out, they are driving by casing the place. i called the p.olice department but they were closed so i called 911 and felt like a dumbass when they asked what my emergency was. being followed by anyone is trippy as fuck and not in a good way. maybe had a gun or knife in her purse i wasnt going to sit there and wait. thats one thing but being followed home, fucking what? my cousin thinks the older white lady was her pimp trying to get some sucky sucky. i dont know you and you roll up on me i aint taking any chances. DTA splendid mate of mine cause stone cold said so!

*waits for zim and/or holly to make a "if only he had a gun on him" joke*
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that's pretty sketchy, even sketchier now that they know where you live
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I've had cars follow me but it's because they got all road raged out on me.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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So have i but this was worse
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Should have taken a leisurely drive to the closest vice squad station :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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fuck that shit, I wouldn't have gone home. I would let your neighbors know what happened so they can keep an eye out as well.

next time drive into a part of town you know well and lose them. or go somewhere public and call the vice squad
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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If only you had a dildo
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this sounds fucking weird :oldryan: :shock: :eek:

you really shouldn't have driven home through duder. next time lead them on a merry chase down the interstate and call the cops from your car :idea:
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super Jesus people
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:santa:
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did they steal your house yet?
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My mom's in Fargo with her sister at present. I'll send her to give those creepy gals a stern talking to

By the way, my aunt only lives about 15 blocks north on Broadway from that restaurant you posted about some time back :santa:
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Should have confronted them with a very large knife and twitching left eye
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They're probably reading your post here too. :eek:
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Holocaust wrote:My mom's in Fargo with her sister at present. I'll send her to give those creepy gals a stern talking to

By the way, my aunt only lives about 15 blocks north on Broadway from that restaurant you posted about some time back :santa:

still weird that you have family here :krinor:
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