New manager at work

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New manager at work

Postby Holocaust » 18 May 2018, 08:27

I will resist the urge to try to fuck this chick before she assumes complete power over the store, for indeed these are dangerous times to be having a penis in the workplace :oldryan:
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Re: New manager at work

Postby Nick » 18 May 2018, 08:38

Well throw it in her once she clocks out. PROBLEM SOLVED!
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: New manager at work

Postby Skinfection » 18 May 2018, 09:18

Shitting where you eat :shake::::::::
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Re: New manager at work

Postby Hitoshura » 18 May 2018, 09:22

bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables
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Re: New manager at work

Postby shadowalk » 18 May 2018, 10:24

This happened to me to just last month. Basically he's one of the senior graphic designers in my team and his boss is my old boss so technically we're still under the same team and it just got subdivided internally. He's gay though so I couldn't really have a casual conversation with him about tits, weed, and metal.
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Re: New manager at work

Postby Josh » 18 May 2018, 10:34

bang her like an old, busted screen door :idea:
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Re: New manager at work

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 18 May 2018, 14:35

Hitoshura wrote:bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables


One of my coworkers kind of did this recently. Decided to convince my district manager’s girlfriend to go out with him on several dates while she was still living with the dude. Fast forward 5 months later - she’s pregnant and it ain’t the DMs kid. The best part - everyone knows except him And no one gives enough fucks to tell him because he’s kind of an asshole.

We’re kind of hoping he rage quits once he finds out about the relationship and the baby.
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Re: New manager at work

Postby Josh » 18 May 2018, 15:12

he'll just shoot everyone then himself. itll be on the news soon surely. thanks a lot florida...again
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Re: New manager at work

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 18 May 2018, 23:08

maybe he will never find out :bulb:
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Re: New manager at work

Postby Nick » 18 May 2018, 23:21

Maybe it's Holly :conspiracybulb:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: New manager at work

Postby shadowalk » 18 May 2018, 23:31

Holly is the American version of Ninny?
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Re: New manager at work

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 19 May 2018, 00:01

hinny :rocker:
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Re: New manager at work

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Re: New manager at work

Postby The Ultimate » 19 May 2018, 03:55

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Hitoshura wrote:bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables


One of my coworkers kind of did this recently. Decided to convince my district manager’s girlfriend to go out with him on several dates while she was still living with the dude. Fast forward 5 months later - she’s pregnant and it ain’t the DMs kid. The best part - everyone knows except him And no one gives enough fucks to tell him because he’s kind of an asshole.

We’re kind of hoping he rage quits once he finds out about the relationship and the baby.


I don't believe this story
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Re: New manager at work

Postby iamgoat » 19 May 2018, 04:07

morbid board eli wrote:hinny :rocker:


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