New manager at work
- Holocaust
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New manager at work
I will resist the urge to try to fuck this chick before she assumes complete power over the store, for indeed these are dangerous times to be having a penis in the workplace
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Re: New manager at work
Well throw it in her once she clocks out. PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Re: New manager at work
bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables
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Re: New manager at work
This happened to me to just last month. Basically he's one of the senior graphic designers in my team and his boss is my old boss so technically we're still under the same team and it just got subdivided internally. He's gay though so I couldn't really have a casual conversation with him about tits, weed, and metal.
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Re: New manager at work
bang her like an old, busted screen door
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Re: New manager at work
One of my coworkers kind of did this recently. Decided to convince my district manager’s girlfriend to go out with him on several dates while she was still living with the dude. Fast forward 5 months later - she’s pregnant and it ain’t the DMs kid. The best part - everyone knows except him And no one gives enough fucks to tell him because he’s kind of an asshole.Hitoshura wrote:bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables
We’re kind of hoping he rage quits once he finds out about the relationship and the baby.
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Re: New manager at work
he'll just shoot everyone then himself. itll be on the news soon surely. thanks a lot florida...again
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Re: New manager at work
Maybe it's Holly :conspiracybulb:
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Re: New manager at work
Holly is the American version of Ninny?
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Re: New manager at work
I don't believe this storyRufus T. Firefly wrote:One of my coworkers kind of did this recently. Decided to convince my district manager’s girlfriend to go out with him on several dates while she was still living with the dude. Fast forward 5 months later - she’s pregnant and it ain’t the DMs kid. The best part - everyone knows except him And no one gives enough fucks to tell him because he’s kind of an asshole.Hitoshura wrote:bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables
We’re kind of hoping he rage quits once he finds out about the relationship and the baby.
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Re: New manager at work
morbid board eli wrote:hinny