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New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 08:27
by Holocaust
I will resist the urge to try to fuck this chick before she assumes complete power over the store, for indeed these are dangerous times to be having a penis in the workplace :oldryan:

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 08:38
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Well throw it in her once she clocks out. PROBLEM SOLVED!

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 09:22
by jawn galliano
bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 10:24
by shadowalk
This happened to me to just last month. Basically he's one of the senior graphic designers in my team and his boss is my old boss so technically we're still under the same team and it just got subdivided internally. He's gay though so I couldn't really have a casual conversation with him about tits, weed, and metal.

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 10:34
by droidspawn
bang her like an old, busted screen door :idea:

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 14:35
by Mesarthim
Hitoshura wrote:bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables
One of my coworkers kind of did this recently. Decided to convince my district manager’s girlfriend to go out with him on several dates while she was still living with the dude. Fast forward 5 months later - she’s pregnant and it ain’t the DMs kid. The best part - everyone knows except him And no one gives enough fucks to tell him because he’s kind of an asshole.

We’re kind of hoping he rage quits once he finds out about the relationship and the baby.

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 15:12
by droidspawn
he'll just shoot everyone then himself. itll be on the news soon surely. thanks a lot florida...again

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 23:08
by happiness and harmony
maybe he will never find out :bulb:

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 23:21
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Maybe it's Holly :conspiracybulb:

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 18 May 2018, 23:31
by shadowalk
Holly is the American version of Ninny?

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 19 May 2018, 00:01
by happiness and harmony
hinny :rocker:

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 19 May 2018, 03:55
by Grudge
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Hitoshura wrote:bosses exist only to fuck you in the least gratifying manner possible. if you have an in, take it and turn the tables
One of my coworkers kind of did this recently. Decided to convince my district manager’s girlfriend to go out with him on several dates while she was still living with the dude. Fast forward 5 months later - she’s pregnant and it ain’t the DMs kid. The best part - everyone knows except him And no one gives enough fucks to tell him because he’s kind of an asshole.

We’re kind of hoping he rage quits once he finds out about the relationship and the baby.
I don't believe this story

Re: New manager at work

Posted: 19 May 2018, 04:07
by vO)))id
morbid board eli wrote:hinny :rocker:
:lol: