Handshakes after pooping

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Handshakes after pooping

Postby Ninny » 23 May 2018, 23:39

Had a food haha food and shortly afterwards introduced myself to a new colleague. Seemed the polite thing to do though my hands were still wet. What to do in such a situation :huh:
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 23 May 2018, 23:49

Male or female?
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby Ninny » 24 May 2018, 00:04

Female :oops:
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 24 May 2018, 01:34

Ah.

Erm, best not tell any sexin' jokes. At least not yet.
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby Nick » 24 May 2018, 02:04

If you say it's not piss they'll assume it's piss
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby rhino » 24 May 2018, 19:03

as long as you didn't wipe your ass with your hand
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 24 May 2018, 20:54

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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby iamgoat » 24 May 2018, 22:38

Wash em hands son!
If your hands are still a little wet then at least people know you’ve washed them.

No worries Ninny. You can safely fuck her :idea:
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby Ninny » 24 May 2018, 23:31

I gave her a lift on my bicycle today. After initial doubts I can now say I would gladly fuck her :idea:
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 25 May 2018, 00:53

Get in there.
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Re: Handshakes after pooping

Postby morbid board eli » 27 May 2018, 16:22

did you wash the handlebars
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