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New jorb

Postby Skinfection » 17 Jun 2018, 23:29

As of tomorrow I shall be the residential gay man's telescope washer for folk with a lot more money than I.

Pay is good, and the boss/owner seems like a pretty laid back hard-on bearer as well. The only downside will be having to wake up at ~5:30 in the morning :oldryan:

:ba: Gainfully employed again mambo :ba:
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Re: New jorb

Postby Verbal » 18 Jun 2018, 00:30

you will be living with these people?
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Re: New jorb

Postby Ninny » 18 Jun 2018, 01:05

An early start means being home on time :xx:
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Re: New jorb

Postby shadowalk » 18 Jun 2018, 01:15

Does the owner smoke herb?
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Re: New jorb

Postby Skinfection » 18 Jun 2018, 01:31

Verbal wrote:you will be living with these people?


No?

shadowalk wrote:Does the owner smoke herb?


He didn't seem like the type, but you'd be surprised out here as to who partakes.
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Re: New jorb

Postby rhino » 18 Jun 2018, 08:44

washing windows for 8 hours a day?

lawd jezus
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Re: New jorb

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 18 Jun 2018, 09:28

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Re: New jorb

Postby Skinfection » 21 Jun 2018, 01:07

rhino wrote:washing windows for 8 hours a day?

lawd jezus


It's honestly pretty mellow. You can zone out and just do your work. No micromanaging douche boss yelling at me to be more efficient is also a plus.

The best part is that I get to deuce in the toilets of people who have far more money than I likely ever will :cool:
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Re: New jorb

Postby Nick » 21 Jun 2018, 01:11

You can probably jam some tunes while you do it too :serenity:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: New jorb

Postby Skinfection » 21 Jun 2018, 01:12

Aye. The boss man said that was an option :gay:
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Re: New jorb

Postby shadowalk » 21 Jun 2018, 02:38

Cleaning windows while listening to Godflesh
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Re: New jorb

Postby Verbal » 21 Jun 2018, 02:42

cleaning streets while listening to godflesh
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Re: New jorb

Postby Nick » 21 Jun 2018, 03:07

Cleaning flesh from the windows while listening to god :alien:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: New jorb

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 21 Jun 2018, 17:02

this sounds peaceful :serenity:
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