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Postby Paste Human » 02 Jul 2018, 07:18

There's no cane in Citizen Kane!

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Postby Paste Human » 02 Jul 2018, 07:24

Marge: Whatever happened to good old fashioned town pride?

Lisa: It's been going down hill ever since the lake caught fire.
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Postby Paste Human » 02 Jul 2018, 07:26

Homer: Linguo dead?!

Linguo (a language correcting robot) : Linguo...IS...dead.
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Postby Paste Human » 02 Jul 2018, 07:36

Doctor: Mr Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.

Mr Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?

Doctor: Yes.

Mr. Burns: Juvenile Diabetes?

Doctor: Yes.

Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?

Doctor: A little bit, yes.

Mr. Burns. I see...Are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
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Postby Paste Human » 02 Jul 2018, 07:40

Bart: So if we don't find dad this crazy French hard-on bearer is going to kill him!

Marge: Only your father could take a part time job as a local food critic at a small town newspaper and wind up the target of international assassins.
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Re: Wait a minute...

Postby Paste Human » 02 Jul 2018, 07:47

Accountant: Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globe Trotters?

Krusty: *moans* I thought the generals were due! *as he's watching the game* He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! That game was fixed. They were using a freaking ladder for god sakes.
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Postby Paste Human » 02 Jul 2018, 07:54

Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names. Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

Homer: *laughing hysterically* Stop it! Your Killing me!.....SEATTLE!
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Lisa: Who's playing that music?

Marge: And where's all that liquor coming from?

Homer: It's a party marge. It doesn't have to make sense.
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Jul 2018, 16:06

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zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 03 Jul 2018, 01:45

Still not over Greystash.
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Postby Paste Human » 09 Oct 2018, 08:19

ANNOUNCER: The First Prize Winner of our contest tonight will receive a beautiful vase. Second Prize is a not-so-beautiful vase. Third Prize is the world’s worst vase. And Fourth Prize…death by vase.

-John Swartzwelder from Army Man
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Postby Paste Human » 09 Oct 2018, 08:24

Homer: Wow. You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
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Postby Dr. Gonzo » 09 Oct 2018, 09:44

Paste Human wrote:Homer, wow.
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Postby Paste Human » Yesterday, 05:42

Principal Skinner talking on the intercom: "...And finally, the bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion."
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