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There's no cane in Citizen Kane!
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Marge: Whatever happened to good old fashioned town pride?
Lisa: It's been going down hill ever since the lake caught fire.
Lisa: It's been going down hill ever since the lake caught fire.
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Homer: Linguo dead?!
Linguo (a language correcting robot) : Linguo...IS...dead.
Linguo (a language correcting robot) : Linguo...IS...dead.
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Doctor: Mr Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile Diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: A little bit, yes.
Mr. Burns. I see...Are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
Mr Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile Diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: A little bit, yes.
Mr. Burns. I see...Are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
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Bart: So if we don't find dad this crazy French hard-on bearer is going to kill him!
Marge: Only your father could take a part time job as a local food critic at a small town newspaper and wind up the target of international assassins.
Marge: Only your father could take a part time job as a local food critic at a small town newspaper and wind up the target of international assassins.
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Accountant: Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globe Trotters?
Krusty: *moans* I thought the generals were due! *as he's watching the game* He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! That game was fixed. They were using a freaking ladder for god sakes.
Krusty: *moans* I thought the generals were due! *as he's watching the game* He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! That game was fixed. They were using a freaking ladder for god sakes.
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Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names. Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.
Homer: *laughing hysterically* Stop it! Your Killing me!.....SEATTLE!
Homer: *laughing hysterically* Stop it! Your Killing me!.....SEATTLE!
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Re: Wait a minute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihwYGENbFg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQGwrK_yDEg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1vTGN52MCc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pBQ6eD3dyI
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Re: Wait a minute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUglEOnGbl4
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Lisa: Who's playing that music?
Marge: And where's all that liquor coming from?
Homer: It's a party marge. It doesn't have to make sense.
Lisa: Who's playing that music?
Marge: And where's all that liquor coming from?
Homer: It's a party marge. It doesn't have to make sense.
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Still not over Greystash.
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ANNOUNCER: The First Prize Winner of our contest tonight will receive a beautiful vase. Second Prize is a not-so-beautiful vase. Third Prize is the world’s worst vase. And Fourth Prize…death by vase.
-John Swartzwelder from Army Man
-John Swartzwelder from Army Man
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Homer: Wow. You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1h8cHUnP9k
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Re: Wait a minute...
Paste Human wrote:Homer, wow.
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Re: Wait a minute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ2mNwMMQ
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Principal Skinner talking on the intercom: "...And finally, the bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds&t=73s
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This might be my favorite scene from the show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMB-XiewSKw
The craziest scenario playing out in the most dry "that's probably how it would happen" way imaginable. They were brilliant at that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMB-XiewSKw
The craziest scenario playing out in the most dry "that's probably how it would happen" way imaginable. They were brilliant at that.
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John Swartzwelder finally participated in an interview
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-n ... e-simpsons
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-n ... e-simpsons
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"'sentence fragment' is a sentence fragment" still makes me spit milkPaste Human wrote: ↑02 Jul 2018, 07:26Homer: Linguo dead?!
Linguo (a language correcting robot) : Linguo...IS...dead.
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i read this a little while ago now, it was quite an unexpected treatPaste Human wrote: ↑08 Jul 2021, 15:54John Swartzwelder finally participated in an interview
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-n ... e-simpsons
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Re: Wait a minute...
how come the youtube links don't work on these old threads?
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it does that every time we have a php update
i have no idea why
php is the culprit
i have no idea why
php is the culprit
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it's weird because it's not like they were encased in code or something. it's literally just the URL - same as we use now.
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with some updates we have had to use the video code to embed from youtube
and then with others we have not had to do that, we can just paste the url into the post
so then when we update from the latter others to the former others, the naked url is just sitting there, waiting for code that will never appear, lost like a memory in an addled brain
and when we update from the former others to the latter others, all of the coded urls get wonky, while the old, formerly wonky urls begin working once again. like a soul reborn into an infant's skull
i know the board has switched between those two modes at least three times since luke took over operations
however we have not yet tried to get christopher nolan to direct
and then with others we have not had to do that, we can just paste the url into the post
so then when we update from the latter others to the former others, the naked url is just sitting there, waiting for code that will never appear, lost like a memory in an addled brain
and when we update from the former others to the latter others, all of the coded urls get wonky, while the old, formerly wonky urls begin working once again. like a soul reborn into an infant's skull
i know the board has switched between those two modes at least three times since luke took over operations
however we have not yet tried to get christopher nolan to direct
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I would watch the Christopher Nolan php youtube update conundrum moive
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:moive:.