Summer cold

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Holocaust
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Summer cold

Postby Holocaust » 24 Jul 2018, 20:47

I got a summer cold. It's not gonna be very good.

Took some Claritin but I still might drown myself in the toilet bowl.

Y'all masturbated crackers ever get these?
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Re: Summer cold

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 24 Jul 2018, 20:51

drink whiskey and stare at the sun. problem solved.
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turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup
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Re: Summer cold

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2018, 03:04

*summer hot
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Summer cold

Postby Nick » 25 Jul 2018, 04:03

Yup
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Summer cold

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 25 Jul 2018, 08:27

Why do you suffer, white male?
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Re: Summer cold

Postby iamgoat » 25 Jul 2018, 22:41

Rarely I get summer colds. They’re the worst kind though. :oldryan:
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Re: Summer cold

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 29 Jul 2018, 16:40

morbid board eli wrote:*summer hot
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Summer cold

Postby zim » 29 Jul 2018, 17:08

ain't none of this

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