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do you often fall asleep on the couch

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always. especially if I've had a few :beer:
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Yup
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Never do this except when there was nothing else to sleep on at someone else's place
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i sleep on the couch a lot because i need a new bed :oldryan:
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never. if im going to nap its always in bed
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i sleep on friends' couches occasionally, like if i've had drinks and can't drive home

never on my own
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how do you balance the mattress on the couch :huh:
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Why not just put the mattress on the floor
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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My air conditioner is actually in my bedroom

First apartment I've ever seen with the ac in the bedroom and I actually prefer it that way. So nice now in summer when it's 96 out like yesterday
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gay man's telescope unit?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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No it's separate from the gay man's telescope
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Skinfection wrote:
Nick wrote:Why not just put the mattress on the floor
You assume my apartment has room for this
Move the couch to the bedroom. Problem solved :judge:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Skinfection wrote:It lays flat :gay:
i cannot visualize this, it must be either an impossibly fat couch or an impossibly thin mattress
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Toddler bed :bulb:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i can visualize that :idea:
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With a guard to make sure he doesn't roll off :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Futon?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Skinfection wrote::santa:
Now we are getting somewhere. But a futon is already a bed why the extra mattress :huh:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Upgrade the futon action :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Skinfection wrote:
morbid board eli wrote:
Skinfection wrote:It lays flat :gay:
i cannot visualize this, it must be either an impossibly fat couch or an impossibly thin mattress
The top of the couch folds down. It's not that odd :huh:
i forgot about futons :santa:

but you used the wrong term, this is technically not a couch :shakefist:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcUTBhyRi_U
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That's a good album
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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it's a dog-wolf comparison at best
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https://youtu.be/x22yNaLdiGA
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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for kids!

:gay: :llama: :gay:
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fuck scrubs :hate:
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literally every time i watch something on tv i end up horizontal and falling asleep
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jorsh wrote:fuck scrubs :hate:
fuck you I bet you watch the big bang theory
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uh yeah, everyone knows i do because its better and ive posted about it numerous times. although i havent bothered with the last couple seasons at all.
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But it's not better like at all
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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scrubs is to tv shows as what bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea is to the presidency
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Well that is just a silly comparison because it's wildly inaccurate
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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nick is a fan of cadet bone spurs. not surprising
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jorsh wrote:uh yeah, everyone knows i do because its better and ive posted about it numerous times. although i havent bothered with the last couple seasons at all.
i'm actually not sure if that's a joke or not, either way, lol :oldryan:
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Sometimes. It’s nice.
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scrubs is obviously better than the big bang theory
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zim wrote:
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i sleep on the couch a lot because i need a new bed :oldryan:
i am still doing this
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perhaps it could be a contributing factor to your poor sleep
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no i sleep poorly on the bed too
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but you need a new bed
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I can't just always dump my problems on new beds
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maybe you are just not good at sleep
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