How often do you grocery shop

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How often do you grocery shop

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Besides when you are out of food :fuckoff:
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Who grocery shops when they don't need stuff :huh:
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Nick wrote:Who grocery shops when they don't need stuff :huh:
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Once a week usually, and to be honest I'd rather guzzle a bottle of drain cleaner than go shopping at all
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Holocaust wrote:Once a week usually, and to be honest I'd rather guzzle a bottle of drain cleaner than go shopping at all
this but i've learned that the meijer in town is absolutely dead late at night so i try to do it there late
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i remember when i learned that stores are quiet late at night
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i suppose i should of said i'm comparing it with the walmart in town which is the only other 24 hour store here

that shit ain't quiet at night :krinor:
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Walmart is never quiet no matter the time of day
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yet another reason to not go there
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there used to be an old man in my walmart that walked around with nothing but a carton of orange juice in his cart for the sole purpose of socializing with complete strangers and staff

he would either stop strangers in the aisles and sing bluegrass tunes to them while clapping and stomping his foot or he would use a turkey call he held in his mouth and make sounds with it and wait for people to turn their heads. whenever someone looked at him after they heard the sound he would act surprised and say "d'you here that! what was that?! it'll getcha!"
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zim that's every wal-mart
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Walmart eats turds. Fuckers shopping at 5-6am when I go into work. What the fuck is wrong with you? Definite mental disorder to be up at that hour anywhere in public unless you're working
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morbid board eli wrote:zim that's every wal-mart
he made long nights of stocking groceries slightly less unbearable
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probably twice a week
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zim wrote:
morbid board eli wrote:zim that's every wal-mart
he made long nights of stocking groceries slightly less unbearable
every last one :idea:
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ohhh shit yes sometimes i grocery the shop and give it the detergent aisle mein attentions
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About every other day, I like the grocery shops :xx:
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The wife generally takes care of this :santa:
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zim wrote:
Holocaust wrote:Once a week usually, and to be honest I'd rather guzzle a bottle of drain cleaner than go shopping at all
this but i've learned that the meijer in town is absolutely dead late at night so i try to do it there late
Grocery shopping super late is the best way to do it. There are a three very large grocery stores near me that are open 24 hours per day. Back when I would get off work at 3AM there were times that I was probably the only shopper in the entire store, which was awesome. Anyway....

In the winter I only go about once per month because it sucks bring it all in from the car when it's snowy and cold, given that I sometimes need to park a block away. I'll usually just go on a mild evening and fill up the entire cart. It's always strange when the cashier asks how many kids I have and the answer is zero. At that point I'm sure they assume I live in a bomb shelter or something.

For the rest of the year I go about twice per month, and then I use my lunch break to pick up stuff like eggs and milk much more frequently.
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Paste Human wrote:
zim wrote:
Holocaust wrote:Once a week usually, and to be honest I'd rather guzzle a bottle of drain cleaner than go shopping at all
It's always strange when the cashier asks how many kids I have and the answer is zero. At that point I'm sure they assume I live in a bomb shelter or something
tell them seven

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Seven, working on six
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holly thinks on his feet
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I go early in the morning on my first day off. Usually because everything is freshly stocked from the previous night.
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in australia buying groceries is actually really fun
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User wrote:actually really
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once a week
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efficient :idea:
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