too much salt in these eggs

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too much salt in these eggs

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Sep 2018, 20:18

i put too much salt in these eggs :frown:
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby zim » 30 Sep 2018, 21:16

i ain't put no salt on my eggs
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Sep 2018, 21:27

that would be the opposite problem
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby shadowalk » 30 Sep 2018, 21:32

Chew it in your mouth for a while then spit it out on your plate. It should be less salty by then.
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 30 Sep 2018, 21:53

that is a completely different problem
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Nick » 30 Sep 2018, 23:47

zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs


Cause it's all on your shit ass pizza crust
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 01 Oct 2018, 00:17

OLD BAY ON EGGS
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Nick » 01 Oct 2018, 00:33

That's the god damn proper way for egg eatery
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Hitoshura » 01 Oct 2018, 02:58

zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Nick » 01 Oct 2018, 03:12

Cause you covered them in old bay?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby zim » 01 Oct 2018, 03:34

Nick wrote:
zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs


Cause it's all on your shit ass pizza crust


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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Josh » 01 Oct 2018, 11:14

salt on eggs :frown:

fresh cracked pepper, any type of melty cheese, and a good ass hot sauce is the proper way.
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby User » 01 Oct 2018, 11:47

great advice from shadowalk
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 01 Oct 2018, 15:11

Nick wrote:
zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs


Cause it's all on your shit ass pizza crust


don't you put no pizza crust in my eggs
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 02 Oct 2018, 19:25

jorsh wrote:salt on eggs :frown:

fresh cracked pepper, any type of melty cheese, and a good ass hot sauce is the proper way.


oh shit you're right, i forgot there is only one way to cook eggs, by far the least versatile of all breakfast foods
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby rhino » 02 Oct 2018, 23:05

Can never be too much old bay :santa:
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Josh » 03 Oct 2018, 07:59

turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup wrote:
jorsh wrote:salt on eggs :frown:

fresh cracked pepper, any type of melty cheese, and a good ass hot sauce is the proper way.


oh shit you're right, i forgot there is only one way to cook eggs, by far the least versatile of all breakfast foods


what the fuck are you on about? I never mentioned a cooking method just what to put on them.
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby zim » 03 Oct 2018, 09:14

you fuckin said one way to cook you salad bar fellating lover (josh's preferred insult here) pantera, as in mark loves pantera, pantera
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 03 Oct 2018, 15:23

jorsh is trying to split hairs with his trusty anvil
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 04 Oct 2018, 09:20

Every salad bar I've ever met has fellated, so he is correct.
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby User » 05 Oct 2018, 15:24

shit man eggs arousing passions
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Oct 2018, 15:31

an army marches on its nipple-twisted stomach
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby toozey » 06 Oct 2018, 02:25

always season your eggs
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby User » 28 Oct 2018, 13:12

sage fucking advice my man, lay it down
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Eric » 30 Oct 2018, 07:32

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:OLD BAY ON EGGS


Signed back in after a few years to say this same thing...

OLD BAY ON EVERYTHING
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby Nick » 30 Oct 2018, 17:40

Nick wrote:That's the god damn proper way for everything eatery
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby shadowalk » 30 Oct 2018, 22:18

You yanks and your processed food stuffs :frown:
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Postby User » 31 Oct 2018, 12:21

you tell em my manila bro

btw you had elias wicked ales? i judged some of their beers at the asia beer championship recently and met raoul the head brewer
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