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too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Sep 2018, 20:18
by happiness and harmony
i put too much salt in these eggs :frown:

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Sep 2018, 21:16
by zim
i ain't put no salt on my eggs

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Sep 2018, 21:27
by happiness and harmony
that would be the opposite problem

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Sep 2018, 21:32
by shadowalk
Chew it in your mouth for a while then spit it out on your plate. It should be less salty by then.

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Sep 2018, 21:53
by happiness and harmony
that is a completely different problem

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Sep 2018, 23:47
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs
Cause it's all on your shit ass pizza crust

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 00:17
by Mesarthim
OLD BAY ON EGGS

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 00:33
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
That's the god damn proper way for egg eatery

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 02:58
by jawn galliano
zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 03:12
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Cause you covered them in old bay?

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 03:34
by zim
Nick wrote:
zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs
Cause it's all on your shit ass pizza crust
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Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 11:14
by droidspawn
salt on eggs :frown:

fresh cracked pepper, any type of melty cheese, and a good ass hot sauce is the proper way.

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 11:47
by User
great advice from shadowalk

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 01 Oct 2018, 15:11
by happiness and harmony
Nick wrote:
zim wrote:i ain't put no salt on my eggs
Cause it's all on your shit ass pizza crust
don't you put no pizza crust in my eggs

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 02 Oct 2018, 19:25
by happiness and harmony
jorsh wrote:salt on eggs :frown:

fresh cracked pepper, any type of melty cheese, and a good ass hot sauce is the proper way.
oh shit you're right, i forgot there is only one way to cook eggs, by far the least versatile of all breakfast foods

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 02 Oct 2018, 23:05
by rhino
Can never be too much old bay :santa:

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 03 Oct 2018, 07:59
by droidspawn
turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup wrote:
jorsh wrote:salt on eggs :frown:

fresh cracked pepper, any type of melty cheese, and a good ass hot sauce is the proper way.
oh shit you're right, i forgot there is only one way to cook eggs, by far the least versatile of all breakfast foods
what the fuck are you on about? I never mentioned a cooking method just what to put on them.

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 03 Oct 2018, 09:14
by zim
you fuckin said one way to cook you salad bar fellating lover bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea Pantera

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 03 Oct 2018, 15:23
by happiness and harmony
jorsh is trying to split hairs with his trusty anvil

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 04 Oct 2018, 09:20
by Dr. Gonzo
Every salad bar I've ever met has fellated, so he is correct.

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 05 Oct 2018, 15:24
by User
shit man eggs arousing passions

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 05 Oct 2018, 15:31
by happiness and harmony
an army marches on its salted stomach

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 06 Oct 2018, 02:25
by deckard
always season your eggs

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 28 Oct 2018, 13:12
by User
sage fucking advice my man, lay it down

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Oct 2018, 07:32
by Eric
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:OLD BAY ON EGGS
Signed back in after a few years to say this same thing...

OLD BAY ON EVERYTHING

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Oct 2018, 17:40
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Nick wrote:That's the god damn proper way for everything eatery

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 30 Oct 2018, 22:18
by shadowalk
You yanks and your processed food stuffs :frown:

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 31 Oct 2018, 12:21
by User
you tell em my manila bro

btw you had elias wicked ales? i judged some of their beers at the asia beer championship recently and met raoul the head brewer

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 13 Oct 2020, 16:24
by happiness and harmony
there are some funny responses in this thread, this is a good-ass thread

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 14 Oct 2020, 01:32
by droidspawn
God dammit jorsh

Re: too much salt in these eggs

Posted: 14 Oct 2020, 18:55
by happiness and harmony
might make me some eggs in a bit here