thin crust pizza is an abomination

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thin crust pizza is an abomination

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you know it's true.
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Thin > Deep. Ginmie a good hand tossed crust and I’m set
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who said anything about deep?

I'm talking about that shit that is like a fucking cracker that nearly falls down in a giant display of homosexuality when you go to pick it up because the dough is so thin it can't even support the toppings.
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thick crust is better than thin crust

however thin crust is still pizza, therefore it's fine
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:shake:
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more for me :gay:
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guys, why do we have to fight, pizza should unite us regardless of crust thickness, salt content, or toppings

do not let them divide us





































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All pizza is god.
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Dr. Gonzo wrote:All pizza is god.
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i actually like papa johns :oldryan:
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Papa john’s is nothing to be ashamed of.

Or maybe that’s just my savage pizza standards talking.
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I’ll take papa Johns over most frozen pizzas but that’s about it
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Are any of you familiar with Shakey’s? It’s an American pizza chain but I hear it lost popularity in the states a few decades back but it’s huge as fuck over here. They specialize in thin crust pizzas.
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zim wrote:i actually like papa johns :oldryan:
I'm not very picky when it comes to pizza, but I would never pay full price for any of the major chains. That said, every couple months or so I go for the deal where if a local sports team wins any pizza they offer is 50% off, which is a tough deal to pass up on. I got an XL pizza a couple days ago and it was basically three meals for under $12.
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jorsh wrote:I’ll take papa Johns over most frozen pizzas but that’s about it
i've given up on frozen pizza, i feel like i've tried them all and they all suck. i'd like tombstone if it didn't have so much fuckin' sauce on it
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zim wrote:i actually like papa johns :oldryan:
I'm not mad foreskin fungus like picky when it comes to pizza, but I would never pay full price for any of the major chains. That said, every couple months or so I go for the deal where if a local sports team wins any pizza they offer is 50% off, which is a tough deal to pass up on. I got an XL pizza a couple days ago and it was basically three meals for under $12.
i always hit up https://www.retailmenot.com/ before ordering from any chain, a lot of them usually have some kind of coupon code for ordering online on the cheap :idea:
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i've given up on frozen pizza, i feel like i've tried them all and they all suck. i'd like tombstone if it didn't have so much fuckin' sauce on it
I've had some surprisingly good ones while visiting my parents, but whenever I see those fancier brands at the store I end up concluding that I might as well pay a couple dollars more and get excellent pizza from one of a handful of local restaurants. I do still occasionally give into the the buy one get one free deal for stuff like Red Barren and always end up regretting it because the taste is so bland.

As for thin crust I never mind having it - the manager at my job orders pizza for everybody with thin crust very now and then - but I never go out of my way to order it.
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When I was hurtin for cash and super hungry I'd always get those totinos pizzas. Not the peperoni but the sausage. Came in a box but held up well in the oven. That cracker layered bottom was the crispeist and tastiest for the price. The sausage wasn't too salty either. So as long as it wasn't microwaved it was really good.
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those are alright, i somehow always burn the crust though :oldryan:
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It is tricky.
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the good thing about pizza is there are lots of versions and because they all conform to bread and cheese and tomato we are pretty much always winning
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in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain and last place is papa john's

thin crust generally speaking is fine. not my #1 choice but it's still fine
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turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup wrote:thick crust is better than thin crust

however thin crust is still pizza, therefore it's fine
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Hitoshura wrote:in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain and last place is papa john's

thin crust generally speaking is fine. not my #1 choice but it's still fine
how is little caesars not at the bottom
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Hitoshura wrote:in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain
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We have these things here.

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zim wrote:
Hitoshura wrote:in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain and last place is papa john's

thin crust generally speaking is fine. not my #1 choice but it's still fine
how is little caesars not at the bottom
if you're doing little caesar's DPS you don't belong in a raid environment period
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crust that cannot handle the toppings is no crust at all
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i saw some good thin crust pizza on the internet
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yeah i bet you did, then it fell onto ur keyboard cos it couldn't stand up by itself
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what
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We got these masturbated crackers right here
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Yep screamin Sicilian is the best frozen pizza along with a local place here called pizza corner. Otherwise the rest sucks. I hear home run inn is good but we don’t have it here
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NY style is our lord and master
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Abzu wrote:NY style is our lord and master
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we should all make our own pizza dough and pizzas, ready made pizza is an abomination. stick to the ready made indian foods and find God
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