thin crust pizza is an abomination

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thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 15 Oct 2018, 22:09

you know it's true.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Josh » 16 Oct 2018, 00:07

Thin > Deep. Ginmie a good hand tossed crust and I’m set
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 16 Oct 2018, 00:18

who said anything about deep?

I'm talking about that shit that is like a fucking cracker that nearly falls down in a giant display of homosexuality when you go to pick it up because the dough is so thin it can't even support the toppings.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 16 Oct 2018, 20:02

thick crust is better than thin crust

however thin crust is still pizza, therefore it's fine
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 16 Oct 2018, 21:07

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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 16 Oct 2018, 21:40

more for me :gay:
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby zim » 16 Oct 2018, 21:46

guys, why do we have to fight, pizza should unite us regardless of crust thickness, salt content, or toppings

do not let them divide us





































also fuck you lummo it's good
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 16 Oct 2018, 22:43

All pizza is god.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 16 Oct 2018, 22:58

Dr. Gonzo wrote:All pizza is god.


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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby zim » 16 Oct 2018, 23:04

i actually like papa johns :oldryan:
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby shadowalk » 16 Oct 2018, 23:15

Papa john’s is nothing to be ashamed of.

Or maybe that’s just my savage pizza standards talking.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Josh » 16 Oct 2018, 23:25

I’ll take papa Johns over most frozen pizzas but that’s about it
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby shadowalk » 16 Oct 2018, 23:27

Are any of you familiar with Shakey’s? It’s an American pizza chain but I hear it lost popularity in the states a few decades back but it’s huge as fuck over here. They specialize in thin crust pizzas.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Josh » 16 Oct 2018, 23:44

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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Paste Human » 17 Oct 2018, 00:52

zim wrote:i actually like papa johns :oldryan:


I'm not very picky when it comes to pizza, but I would never pay full price for any of the major chains. That said, every couple months or so I go for the deal where if a local sports team wins any pizza they offer is 50% off, which is a tough deal to pass up on. I got an XL pizza a couple days ago and it was basically three meals for under $12.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby zim » 17 Oct 2018, 07:30

jorsh wrote:I’ll take papa Johns over most frozen pizzas but that’s about it

i've given up on frozen pizza, i feel like i've tried them all and they all suck. i'd like tombstone if it didn't have so much fuckin' sauce on it

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zim wrote:i actually like papa johns :oldryan:
I'm not mad foreskin fungus like picky when it comes to pizza, but I would never pay full price for any of the major chains. That said, every couple months or so I go for the deal where if a local sports team wins any pizza they offer is 50% off, which is a tough deal to pass up on. I got an XL pizza a couple days ago and it was basically three meals for under $12.
i always hit up https://www.retailmenot.com/ before ordering from any chain, a lot of them usually have some kind of coupon code for ordering online on the cheap :idea:
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Paste Human » 17 Oct 2018, 12:16

i've given up on frozen pizza, i feel like i've tried them all and they all suck. i'd like tombstone if it didn't have so much fuckin' sauce on it


I've had some surprisingly good ones while visiting my parents, but whenever I see those fancier brands at the store I end up concluding that I might as well pay a couple dollars more and get excellent pizza from one of a handful of local restaurants. I do still occasionally give into the the buy one get one free deal for stuff like Red Barren and always end up regretting it because the taste is so bland.

As for thin crust I never mind having it - the manager at my job orders pizza for everybody with thin crust very now and then - but I never go out of my way to order it.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 18 Oct 2018, 07:35

When I was hurtin for cash and super hungry I'd always get those totinos pizzas. Not the peperoni but the sausage. Came in a box but held up well in the oven. That cracker layered bottom was the crispeist and tastiest for the price. The sausage wasn't too salty either. So as long as it wasn't microwaved it was really good.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby zim » 18 Oct 2018, 07:38

those are alright, i somehow always burn the crust though :oldryan:
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 18 Oct 2018, 07:58

It is tricky.
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby toozey » 20 Oct 2018, 05:36

the good thing about pizza is there are lots of versions and because they all conform to bread and cheese and tomato we are pretty much always winning
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Oct 2018, 06:19

in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain and last place is papa john's

thin crust generally speaking is fine. not my #1 choice but it's still fine
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 20 Oct 2018, 06:30

turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup wrote:thick crust is better than thin crust

however thin crust is still pizza, therefore it's fine
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby zim » 20 Oct 2018, 07:58

Hitoshura wrote:in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain and last place is papa john's

thin crust generally speaking is fine. not my #1 choice but it's still fine


how is little caesars not at the bottom
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 20 Oct 2018, 09:08

Hitoshura wrote:in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain


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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby shadowalk » 20 Oct 2018, 11:01

We have these things here.

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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Oct 2018, 11:17

zim wrote:
Hitoshura wrote:in raid sessions i rank our members' DPS contributions by pizza chain and last place is papa john's

thin crust generally speaking is fine. not my #1 choice but it's still fine


how is little caesars not at the bottom


if you're doing little caesar's DPS you don't belong in a raid environment period
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby zim » 21 Oct 2018, 01:32

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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby User » 23 Oct 2018, 13:19

crust that cannot handle the toppings is no crust at all
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby toozey » 28 Oct 2018, 06:01

i saw some good thin crust pizza on the internet
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby User » 28 Oct 2018, 13:05

yeah i bet you did, then it fell onto ur keyboard cos it couldn't stand up by itself
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby toozey » 04 Nov 2018, 06:00

what
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Holocaust » 05 Nov 2018, 08:40

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We got these masturbated crackers right here
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Josh » 05 Nov 2018, 09:29

Yep screamin Sicilian is the best frozen pizza along with a local place here called pizza corner. Otherwise the rest sucks. I hear home run inn is good but we don’t have it here
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby Abzu » 05 Nov 2018, 11:30

NY style is our lord and master
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby zim » 05 Nov 2018, 11:47

Abzu wrote:NY style is our lord and master
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Re: thin crust pizza is an abomination

Postby User » 05 Nov 2018, 18:00

we should all make our own pizza dough and pizzas, ready made pizza is an abomination. stick to the ready made indian foods and find God
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