Throwing up while driving is bad news

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Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby Paste Human » 17 Oct 2018, 12:27

I felt like shit all day and knew I was eventually going to vomit, but I made the mistake of thinking I could keep it down until I made it home. Nope. Thankfully I had a plastic bag sitting on the passenger seat and managed to get what was in it out in time, but I still got a lot on my clothes and had to drive with hot partially digested Pringles on my lap. Doing this at 60 mph was pretty crazy too.

I'm pretty sure the receipt for what was in the bag got soaked in vomit, so that'll be interesting when I go to return those bed sheets :santa:
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 17 Oct 2018, 20:26

Soon there will be self driving cars for emergencies like this one. So this way if you have a problem like this or are having a hear attack. The car will transport your vomited/unconscious/lifeless body to the desired destination and sit there till somebody notice. Hooray technology.
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 17 Oct 2018, 23:49

Dr. Gonzo wrote:hear attack


HEY LUMMO
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 18 Oct 2018, 01:35

:alone:
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 18 Oct 2018, 02:15

turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup wrote:
Dr. Gonzo wrote:hear attack


HEY LUMMO


:huh:

I've been the passenger and thrown up before but not as the driver.

one time I was really drunk, fellating lover drove my car and I home but not before I leaned out the gay man's telescope and hurled going down the interstate. luckily there was no one behind us.
other time I actually had food poisoning and had to get the wife to pull over to the side of the interstate so I could puke - hurled just as I opened the door resulting in some getting on the inside of the door. luckily I had some pizza napkins in the trunk.
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 18 Oct 2018, 07:14

I've never thrown up in a car. Not even gang signs.
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 18 Oct 2018, 09:10

Dr. Gonzo wrote:I've never thrown up in a car. Not even gang signs.


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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby User » 23 Oct 2018, 13:20

i have never done this but once i took a shit in the car while driving, well, at a traffic light

it was quite something
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 23 Oct 2018, 20:17

how did the light react
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby shadowalk » 23 Oct 2018, 21:26

as if projected through a prism i suppose
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Re: Throwing up while driving is bad news

Postby User » 24 Oct 2018, 20:09

light did not care but i reacted badly
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