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heyl uke

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 23 Oct 2018, 13:25

l uke is on
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: heyl uke

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 23 Oct 2018, 14:22

:alone:
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: heyl uke

Postby shadowalk » 23 Oct 2018, 18:03

My name is l uke. I live on the second floor.
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Re: heyl uke

Postby Nick » 23 Oct 2018, 19:07

:santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: heyl uke

Postby User » 24 Oct 2018, 20:10

i like to drink beer hello

i have a new girlfriend for almost one year, it has been a long process to get to this stage. i met her mother last week
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Re: heyl uke

Postby shadowalk » 24 Oct 2018, 22:03

Congrats on waiting about a year to meet someone’s mum :santa:
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Re: heyl uke

Postby Nick » 24 Oct 2018, 23:23

Good job buddy
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: heyl uke

Postby User » 25 Oct 2018, 17:55

i did me some good waiting
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Re: heyl uke

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Oct 2018, 18:21

did she appreciate the callouses
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: heyl uke

Postby User » 25 Oct 2018, 18:39

she said i wasn't myself and was too boring and trying to hard to be on good behaviour
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Re: heyl uke

Postby shadowalk » 25 Oct 2018, 18:46

Hopefully you’ll meet her dad next year
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Re: heyl uke

Postby User » 25 Oct 2018, 20:03

inshallah
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