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terrible jokes / puns

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 09 Nov 2018, 04:49

I'll start:

It's a little known fact, but Norway does not put names on their ships.

While they do use a standardized number scheme - those numbers are instead accompanied by a barcode.

This is so when their ships get into port, Norway can Scandinavian. :rshot:
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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby rhino » 09 Nov 2018, 05:41

I always hate when someone throws in a "that's what she said" during a conversation

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Postby Skinfection » 09 Nov 2018, 05:54

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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby shadowalk » 09 Nov 2018, 08:49

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Postby Dr. Gonzo » 09 Nov 2018, 08:59

rhino wrote:I always hate when someone throws in a "that's what she said" during a conversation
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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby Verbal » 26 Feb 2019, 05:32

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Postby User » 26 Feb 2019, 08:38

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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby Verbal » 26 Feb 2019, 08:51

thats what she said
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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby iamgoat » 26 Feb 2019, 14:36

My boss: “I’ll see you in my office.”

Me: *holding back laughter whilst wearing my camouflage suit* you can try :suss:
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Postby User » 27 Feb 2019, 18:00

you got her
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Postby iamgoat » 27 Feb 2019, 21:29

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Postby User » 28 Feb 2019, 08:51

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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby arborist shrub tarkington » 21 Mar 2019, 19:40

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I'll start:

It's a little known fact, but Norway does not put names on their ships.

While they do use a standardized number scheme - those numbers are instead accompanied by a barcode.

This is so when their ships get into port, Norway can Scandinavian. :rshot:


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