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Rufus T. Firefly
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terrible jokes / puns

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 09 Nov 2018, 04:49

I'll start:

It's a little known fact, but Norway does not put names on their ships.

While they do use a standardized number scheme - those numbers are instead accompanied by a barcode.

This is so when their ships get into port, Norway can Scandinavian. :rshot:
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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby rhino » 09 Nov 2018, 05:41

I always hate when someone throws in a "that's what she said" during a conversation

You feel like you have to laugh but I'm just thinking hurdedurdur
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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby Skinfection » 09 Nov 2018, 05:54

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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby shadowalk » 09 Nov 2018, 08:49

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Re: terrible jokes / puns

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 09 Nov 2018, 08:59

rhino wrote:I always hate when someone throws in a "that's what she said" during a conversation

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