signing a book deal
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signing a book deal
in four hours and fifteen minutes
with any luck, will be a published author by 2020
with any luck, will be a published author by 2020
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i'd guess for all your travellin' endeavors?
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Boof it
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Re: signing a book deal
can I get a tl;dr
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Use lube
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Flared bases are ideal
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Re: signing a book deal
a book about MABB
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i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative
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wearing corpse paintzim wrote:i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative
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hot diggity damn congrats dude
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zim wrote:i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative
Nah that’ll be inside the front cover on the inner half sleeve that wraps around aka the dust jacket
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So where does the big gay pool party go?
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On your hard drive for your kids to one day find
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"uhh dad?"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHAT THE FUCK...."
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHAT THE FUCK...."
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i signed it, it happened. this is the photo i sent to my girlfriend, one ex-girlfriend and my mother.
they will give me USD $35,000 but i have to do a lot of research, pay a translator and photographer so i will only bank like $7000 of it. but then i get royalties after the first 2000 copies sell ... if they sell
they will give me USD $35,000 but i have to do a lot of research, pay a translator and photographer so i will only bank like $7000 of it. but then i get royalties after the first 2000 copies sell ... if they sell
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well i would maybe buy one if you tell me WHAT THE FUCK ITS ABOUT mate :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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I've already got it framed and hanging in the housejorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find
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jorsh wrote:well i would maybe buy one if you tell me WHAT THE FUCK ITS ABOUT mate :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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it's about MABB
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I'm going to buy the fuck out of a copy.
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Nick wrote:I've already got it framed and hanging in the housejorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find
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so covid and then the military coup and everything kind of fucked all this over
now i have a new publisher in thailand and hopefully it will be out before christmas, with USA distribution!
now i have a new publisher in thailand and hopefully it will be out before christmas, with USA distribution!
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well where can i order it
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it will be distributed through university of washington press and will be in their catalogue soon
unfortunately there is no pizza in the book
unfortunately there is no pizza in the book
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i assumed your wallpaper, curtains, and kids clothes and were just that image repeated over and over againMethuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑08 Mar 2019, 18:41I've already got it framed and hanging in the housejorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find
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How did you go about getting published?
Busy writing a book and would like to get it published out there.
Busy writing a book and would like to get it published out there.
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User wrote: ↑08 Mar 2019, 16:18i signed it, it happened. this is the photo i sent to my girlfriend, one ex-girlfriend and my mother.
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they will give me USD $35,000 but i have to do a lot of research, pay a translator and photographer so i will only bank like $7000 of it. but then i get royalties after the first 2000 copies sell ... if they sell
Is the book about those massive teeth?
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massive? they seem pretty normal, nice smile
just be nice dude
just be nice dude
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Exciting news it went through, Congrats! I’d buy it, its fun lesrning about other cultures.
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that's the spirit!
i remember taking that photo when i signed the contract, that was a good time. pre-covid and pre-coup
i remember taking that photo when i signed the contract, that was a good time. pre-covid and pre-coup
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they really are not massive teeth, inram was just reaching like ted cruz going after patton oswalt
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i did notice very large teeth
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it's all those myanmar drinks
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Anyway congratulations Mr Luke on your book deal. Hopefully it's the first of many. If you become a really successful / famous writer are you still going to continue to visit this board?
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i will not become a successful or famous writer so i will never have to make that decision
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you should make a masterclass
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if i become successful or famous i will immediately forget mabb, see ya suckers
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what would you even be successful at?
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it doesn't take much these days to be a celebrity
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and yet here we are
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Calling bullshit on that one buddy
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i am so close
so so so close
to finally getting this over and done with
so so so close
to finally getting this over and done with
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