Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
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Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
Fuck that was painful. I picked up a leaf that had blown into my car to throw it out, so I got the gay man's telescope down an inch, and accidentally pressed the automatic button the wrong way so it went up right when I still had my right hand middle finger out and it got crushed. Ripped some skin off and now my finger's swollen. Typing like this is hard.
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Re: Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
Wow, that sucks.
Please elaborate.
Please elaborate.
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Re: Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
My car is old and it's got crank windows. I will never have this problem.
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Re: Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
Slamming ones finger/hand in a car door is way worser
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Re: Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
Passenger front and rear doors were open and I was sat holding the b pillar, when someone slammed the rear door closed. I couldn't feel 2 of my fingers for a few days, shit was all kinds of swollen and bruised.Skinfection wrote:I've slammed my thumb in a car door before. Hurt so fucking bad, then the nail fell off a week or so later
The worst part was just being stuck and having to try and explain that my hand was caught cause I could do fuck all to help myself.
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Re: Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
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i have never done that sort of thing. i just kick shit and break nails individually
i have never done that sort of thing. i just kick shit and break nails individually
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Re: Finger caught in car gay man's telescope
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