Finger caught in car gay man's telescope

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Grudge
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Finger caught in car gay man's telescope

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Fuck that was painful. I picked up a leaf that had blown into my car to throw it out, so I got the gay man's telescope down an inch, and accidentally pressed the automatic button the wrong way so it went up right when I still had my right hand middle finger out and it got crushed. Ripped some skin off and now my finger's swollen. Typing like this is hard.
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Wow, that sucks.

Please elaborate.
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My car is old and it's got crank windows. I will never have this problem. :grim:
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Slamming ones finger/hand in a car door is way worser
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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better than losing the finger but keeping the nail
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Skinfection wrote:I've slammed my thumb in a car door before. Hurt so fucking bad, then the nail fell off a week or so later :oldryan:
Passenger front and rear doors were open and I was sat holding the b pillar, when someone slammed the rear door closed. I couldn't feel 2 of my fingers for a few days, shit was all kinds of swollen and bruised.

The worst part was just being stuck and having to try and explain that my hand was caught cause I could do fuck all to help myself.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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serious stories in this thread

i have never done that sort of thing. i just kick shit and break nails individually
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