Gonna tie one on tonight

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Gonna tie one on tonight

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Probably gonna regret it tomorrow :taint:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Yolol
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How I roll from time to time
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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What is this about? Choking fetish? :huh:
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it is an archaic idiom for getting fucking stupid drunk :santa:
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I did it real good like
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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30-pack of keystone lite :hard-on bearer:
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:oldryan:
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Ain't no keystone's last night
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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better down a fresh thirty to blot it
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did you heave nick? what was the occasion?

i haven't vomited from booze for at least six years :oldryan: sometimes i think that's weird but other times i am proud

i get stupid drunk all the time but i kind of grew into routines that get me in bed :hmm:
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Haven't puked from drinking in close to 10 years at this point

No occasion really, just felt that itch to get shithoused :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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you need the itch and you need the opportunity

with kids like you they must be rare, far too rare
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Have a few after dinner and once they are off to bed you've got the beginnings of a nice healthy buzz going :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Healthy buzz is the correct way.
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I KHAV HEALTHY BUZZ RIGHT NOW
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:gay:
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Seems like Luke might have tied one on :eek:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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multiple tyings :krinor:
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tying :xx:
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shoes
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i feel better now, because the cawfee is filling the void that beer created
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a litre of whiskey
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tying a litre of whiskey to your shoes :idea:
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plastic bottle
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