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Ouchies
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No more baby batter
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it actually hurt a lot less than i expected. however it was extraordinarily uncomfortablejorsh wrote:Ouchies
one thing i didn’t know: they don’t put you under for a vasectomy
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mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest optionSkinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.
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One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.
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that’s only true for a short period of time. i forget how long since it’s not something i want to do but i think you only have a couple of months and after that it’s permanentSkinfection wrote:arborist shrub tarkington wrote:mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest optionSkinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.
Plus you can always have it reversed if you ever change your mind.
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no sexy times for a week afterward so i’ll have to see how that plays outRufus T. Firefly wrote:One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.
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my fellating lover had a hematoma after his vasectomy - if your balls start to swell, you ain't well
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doing just fine so far
the nurse told me about one dude who went home and started having sex right away, as in the same afternoon as the surgery. he was back in two days with a hematoma
the nurse told me about one dude who went home and started having sex right away, as in the same afternoon as the surgery. he was back in two days with a hematoma
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but also like who the fuck feels sexy after this surgery. you just injected my balls with a nerve block, cut into them, and did snipping and burning that i was conscious to both hear and smell. jerking off and fucking are not supremely high priorities for me at the moment
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You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.
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i got a personality transplant and a degree in secrecy all with the same procedure
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This must have taken some thought
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Probably not that mucharborist shrub tarkington wrote: mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option
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This does not guarantee pregnancy avoidance, I've heard.
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How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity? And what did it set you back?
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she'll know when she gets the herpAIDSshadowalk wrote:You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.
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Lavabug wrote:How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity?
arborist shrub tarkington wrote:no sexy times for a week afterward
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insurance co-pay was $250. last year it would have been 200Lavabug wrote:And what did it set you back?
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So you two have really given up on children. Did you consider the incubation procedure? Dusty submits the sperm, his wife provides the ovum, combine the two for in vitro vertilization. Grow the baby in a test tube or find another woman carrier.
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i wish more people could see that point of view dusty
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There should be also be a reciprocal effort by those putting up the children for adoption to either not have children or be better parents.zim wrote:i wish more people could see that point of view dusty
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It's doing just fine in the trunk of my car
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I know, my wife has her own car and never has any cause to open it up. Actually, I have a cooler, in which I place beer cans/bottles, so it's all closed up and nicely insulated from the hot weather. It would be the furthest thing from anyone's mind to open up my car trunk and then open up the cooler.
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If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.
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Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.
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imran is persisting with the wife lie
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honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore
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Everything and nothingzim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore
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sneaky sneaky
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I have never, ever lied on this forum, about anything.Skinfection wrote:He will often mix lies with the truth
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This is really amusing, because the way this is written, it appears there have been a string of instances lately where I've not been truthful about things, so now you're not "sure about what to believe anymore" (well did you believe me before?). What could I have possibly done lately to lead anyone down the path of doubt, or are you just being lazy/imprecise with the way you phrased that, what you really meant to say is, "honestly I've never believed Imran", and are just agreeing with anyone who is negative about me, because it's always cool to hate on Imran.zim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore
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haters always gonna hate
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Which is why third world countries are the largest providers of children for adoption?The Ultimate wrote:Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.
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taylor swift!The Ultimate wrote:haters always gonna hate