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No more baby batter :occifer:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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jorsh wrote:Ouchies
it actually hurt a lot less than i expected. however it was extraordinarily uncomfortable

one thing i didn’t know: they don’t put you under for a vasectomy
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Skinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.
mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option
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Nick wrote:No more baby batter :occifer:
i’m fine with this :beer:
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One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.
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arborist shrub tarkington wrote:
Skinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.
mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option
:santa:

Plus you can always have it reversed if you ever change your mind.
that’s only true for a short period of time. i forget how long since it’s not something i want to do but i think you only have a couple of months and after that it’s permanent
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.
no sexy times for a week afterward so i’ll have to see how that plays out :metavag:
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my fellating lover had a hematoma after his vasectomy - if your balls start to swell, you ain't well
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doing just fine so far :shbp:

the nurse told me about one dude who went home and started having sex right away, as in the same afternoon as the surgery. he was back in two days with a hematoma :oldryan:
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but also like who the fuck feels sexy after this surgery. you just injected my balls with a nerve block, cut into them, and did snipping and burning that i was conscious to both hear and smell. jerking off and fucking are not supremely high priorities for me at the moment
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You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.
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i got a personality transplant and a degree in secrecy all with the same procedure
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This must have taken some thought :santa:
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arborist shrub tarkington wrote: mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option
Probably not that much
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not that much nazi?
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This does not guarantee pregnancy avoidance, I've heard.
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The Ultimate wrote: I've heard.
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How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity? And what did it set you back?
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shadowalk wrote:You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.
she'll know when she gets the herpAIDS
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Lavabug wrote:How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity?
arborist shrub tarkington wrote:no sexy times for a week afterward
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Lavabug wrote:And what did it set you back?
insurance co-pay was $250. last year it would have been 200 :necro:
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So you two have really given up on children. Did you consider the incubation procedure? Dusty submits the sperm, his wife provides the ovum, combine the two for in vitro vertilization. Grow the baby in a test tube or find another woman carrier.
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or we could just adopt again, for far less money, time, and uncertainty
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i wish more people could see that point of view dusty :xx:
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ivf and surrogacy are craaazy expensive
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zim wrote:i wish more people could see that point of view dusty :xx:
There should be also be a reciprocal effort by those putting up the children for adoption to either not have children or be better parents.
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how’s your closet liquor stash holding out
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It's doing just fine in the trunk of my car
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that is a much smarter and less open place to hide embarrassing secrets
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I know, my wife has her own car and never has any cause to open it up. Actually, I have a cooler, in which I place beer cans/bottles, so it's all closed up and nicely insulated from the hot weather. It would be the furthest thing from anyone's mind to open up my car trunk and then open up the cooler.
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if by ‘stress’ you mean ‘death’ then yes indeedy
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If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.
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Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.
Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.
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honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore
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zim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore
Everything and nothing
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Skinfection wrote:He will often mix lies with the truth
I have never, ever lied on this forum, about anything.
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zim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore
This is really amusing, because the way this is written, it appears there have been a string of instances lately where I've not been truthful about things, so now you're not "sure about what to believe anymore" (well did you believe me before?). What could I have possibly done lately to lead anyone down the path of doubt, or are you just being lazy/imprecise with the way you phrased that, what you really meant to say is, "honestly I've never believed Imran", and are just agreeing with anyone who is negative about me, because it's always cool to hate on Imran.
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haters always gonna hate
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The Ultimate wrote:
Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.
Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.
Which is why third world countries are the largest providers of children for adoption?
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our lord and master was adopted
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The Ultimate wrote:haters always gonna hate
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