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i think i am 6ft tall
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arborist shrub tarkington wrote:
jorsh wrote:
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jorsh wrote:First day at the gym in the books. Burned 3,300 calories walking briskly on the treadmill and using the elliptical. Consumed 1,535 calories of food and drink today so I think that’s good?
that is a huge number of calories to burn with those two devices :shock:

I dunno what’s what the Fitbit that I just bought and setup right before I worked out said. I thought it didn’t sound right. I was there for an hour.
i am definitely not calling you a liar, but i wonder if the calorie counter is perhaps a bit wonky. the only measuring stick i have is generally speaking running a mile burns between about 100-150 calories, so for example running a half marathon should burn approximately 1300 to 2000 calories :santa:

that said only consuming 1535 calories in a day is really good, that is a low number especially when paired with an hour-long workout. good jorb :xx:

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:interessant:
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yeah idk either. says today ive already burned 1,895 calories and ill ive done is shower, get dressed, walk to the car and back really :huh:
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yeah that thing is hella wrong
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is it set to metric
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seems others are having the same problem. just did a reset on it we'll see if it fixes the issue.
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you wear a watch on your abdomen?
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That's his wangux
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Nah that’s my schlong gleeso
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why does it look like a watch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3JSLEk2sp4
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Second day down. Was a little easier tonight. 45 mins on the treadmill at 2.5 and 5 mins on the elliptical.
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we need the daily calorie update
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1,972 today with 115 burned. well technically yesterday. and i had a banana afterwards but it was after midnight so that'll go on todays :santa:
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how do you know how many calories you eat
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he calculates them
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with my iPhone. Dunno if they have those over in Ireland or they still use potatoes.
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jorsh wrote:with my iPhone. Dunno if they have those over in Ireland or they still use potatoes.
Potatoes were the reason they went to your continent. :redneck:
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i dont get the references to potatoes. what do they have to do with ireland? are irish people supposed to be more fond of potatoes than non irish?
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jorsh wrote::sweatintotheoldiesrichardsimmonsstyle:

Hey jorsh, what time does your gym open?
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It’s 24 hours. Just use the keycard they give you. That’s why I go late at night between 10-12, no dbags there so I have the entire place to myself and I can jam it the metal

http://www.fitness52fargo.com/

And it’s literally 3 blocks from my apartment
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Awesome :xx: we don’t have 24 hr gyms here :(
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really? thats strange. thats all we have here.
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45 mins at 3 mph with a 5 min cool down. 2.18 miles and 182 calories burned. 1,834 calories for day 3 :santa:
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arborist shrub tarkington wrote:
jorsh wrote:First day at the gym in the books. Burned 3,300 calories walking briskly on the treadmill and using the elliptical. Consumed 1,535 calories of food and drink today so I think that’s good?
that is a huge number of calories to burn with those two devices :shock:
yeah that is bonkers. when i was using the elliptical in my last apartment an especially vigorous session would burn 400-500. are you using one of those fitbit thingies to track calorie burn?

i only ask because those are notoriously inaccurate -- not to the degree that they'd be off by a thousand odd calories, but 20-30% margin of error isn't uncommon for those devices
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Yes I am
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I just had a 6 km run in the woods this morning at 5:30 :thingy:
Swinging some kettlebells and dumbbells around in a bit.
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jorsh is just counting as high as he can
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I typically just work out inside a human sized calorimeter for an accurate reading.
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i use a humidor
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lava you still a physics nerd?
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one week sober and burned about 325 cal on the elliptical tonight. feeling good.
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keep it up
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do it josher :xx:
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arborist shrub tarkington wrote:do it josher :xx:
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Fitness encouragement is what we need :idea:
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get all up in that fitness life
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i havent been to the gym in a few days now and i already feel like a slob again :oldryan: gonna be at least another 3-5 days as i have to let the new ink heal a bit. i didnt go wed or thur because i felt sick to my stomach and didnt want to risk puking all over the equipment
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Keep your motive in mind.
The motive will create the motivation.

Rest and get back at it. :xx:
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more like a 6 month jim membership am i right
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No, you’re not.
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where's the fuckin' updates jorsh
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he had to let the new ink heal a bit
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aye, I’m going out tonight drinking with the cousin and his wife. I start back at the gym tomorrow.

I miss it dearly.
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are cousin and wife the names of your new inks
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35 lbs weighted squats, lunges and overhead presses today. I’m sweaty.
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