Fucking neighbours

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Fucking neighbours

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This hard-on bearer across the street has a shepard dog and he’s super aggressive towards the dog, an illegal collar and is not in control of him.

Went up to his door to confront him and all I got was back talk, trash talk, telling me I don’t know anything about dogs and that he will definitely do something to me if I step to animalcare/vice squad.

What a fucking moron. If I see animal abuse I’m going to fucking call the cops on him. Asshole.

I’m absolutely furious.
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Put an axe between his eyes.
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He didn’t even know my dog’s breed, told me I’m not in control of my dog. All I could do was laugh out loud and call him an idiot to his face.

He has no clue what my malamute is, how they should be trained and how much work goes into it. If he only had the slightest idea of respect and patience with dog training, he would’ve reacted differently.

Fucking lowlife scum.
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sounds like a dump supporter
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My neighbors are Chinese workers who work in a casino. There are some really beautiful womeng amongst them as it is 'required' for them to look hot as they're the card dealers.

I would like to fuck them card dealer ladies. :jizz:
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:frown:

At least he knows somebody is watching him.
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shadowalk wrote:My neighbors are Chinese workers who work in a casino. There are some really beautiful womeng amongst them as it is 'required' for them to look hot as they're the card dealers.

I would like to fuck them card dealer ladies. :jizz:
:lol:

This thread is not about that shadowdude.
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I got me some new neighbors but I've yet to see them :suss:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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This block is getting worse and worse.

Can’t wait to move the fuck outta here.
Hope to be able to next year.
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watch out for psychos like this, I wouldn't put it past him to do something fucked up like trying to poison your dog
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zim wrote:watch out for psychos like this, I wouldn't put it past him to do something fucked up like trying to poison your dog
Yeah, shit like this definitely crosses my mind too.
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I guess I'm lucky. My neighbour is paraplegic and doesn't move around much. I'm probably that fucking neighbor.
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trust me, fucking neighbors is always a bad idea
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Hitoshura wrote:trust me, fucking neighbors is always a bad idea

Aye. From vahmpys thread about his girlfriend troubles a few weeks back, to this fucking neighbors thread. I figured he was getting some next door vagene action
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if only
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Hahahaa :lol:
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don't fuck the neighbors

until you are moving across town

then, fuck the neighbors
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Hell no. You haven’t seen these hoes :oldryan:
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no no you fuck the old neighbors, not the new ones

fuck the old neighbors when you are moving to the new place and refrain from fucking the new neighbors until the next new place has rendered the formerly new neighbors newly old
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Right...
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arborist shrub tarkington wrote:no no you fuck the old neighbors, not the new ones

fuck the old neighbors when you are moving to the new place and refrain from fucking the new neighbors until the next new place has rendered the formerly new neighbors newly old
:wise::::::::::::
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Ignore all of that if you are just moving across the street
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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unless it’s a divided highway :hard-on bearer:
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That's still a little close for a diddle and move
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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cook asian fish dishes everyday...that will keep your neighbors away
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i would like to fuck some neighbours of my choosing
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