coronavirus in this region

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Apr 2020, 11:51

Someone's gotta grow some balls and shut down the fucking churches. I keep reading about all these outbreaks cause these fucking wackadoos think Jesus will protect them.

Plus those non tax paying fuckasses are supposedly getting bailed out too

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Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Apr 2020, 12:44

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 03 Apr 2020, 14:37

Nick wrote:Someone's gotta grow some balls and shut down the fucking churches. I keep reading about all these outbreaks cause these fucking wackadoos think Jesus will protect them.

Plus those non tax paying fuckasses are supposedly getting bailed out too ::::::::::::::

Made this the other day:

zim · Post by **zim** » 03 Apr 2020, 18:00

Nick wrote:Someone's gotta grow some balls and shut down the fucking churches. I keep reading about all these outbreaks cause these fucking wackadoos think Jesus will protect them.

this keeps happening in kentucky as well

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Apr 2020, 19:05

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Nick wrote:Someone's gotta grow some balls and shut down the fucking churches. I keep reading about all these outbreaks cause these fucking wackadoos think Jesus will protect them.

Plus those non tax paying fuckasses are supposedly getting bailed out too ::::::::::::::
Made this the other day:

A+ work there lummo. I just wish it worked that easy

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Apr 2020, 19:11

zim wrote:
Nick wrote:Someone's gotta grow some balls and shut down the fucking churches. I keep reading about all these outbreaks cause these fucking wackadoos think Jesus will protect them.
this keeps happening in kentucky as well

We had one dude in PG county (that's prince George's county for you non Maryland folks) who basically told the governor fuck you I'm gonna do it anyway. That's been the only one to make headlines, I'm sure there's quite a few more doing it more discreetly. The one I live by thankfully is doing online otherwise I'd have probably lost my shit and went up there and yelled at everyone.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 03 Apr 2020, 19:33

Nick wrote:I am officially out of work thanks to covid. They are closing all the physical locations and switching to strictly internet sales. Was told the job is mine if I want when they reopen, I am skeptical they keep my location open though . Besides that my job prospects ain't shit unless I wanna go rock a retail job which won't be happening unless I absolutely have to.

sorry nick whole ass

it seems everything will be shit for everyone for a while yet

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 03 Apr 2020, 19:33

*except billionaires

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Apr 2020, 03:40

Skinfection wrote:Just applied for transcription work. Hopefully it pans out because I could really use the income.

if you get it, i suggest buying a usb foot pedal that you can use to rewind the audio on the fly so you don't have to stop typing

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 04 Apr 2020, 05:54

Nick wrote:
shadowalk wrote:
Nick wrote:I am officially out of work thanks to covid. They are closing all the physical locations and switching to strictly internet sales. Was told the job is mine if I want when they reopen, I am skeptical they keep my location open though . Besides that my job prospects ain't shit unless I wanna go rock a retail job which won't be happening unless I absolutely have to.
Fuck. So sorry that hear that man. If it’s any consolation, you’re not alone - i know a lot of folk who are in the same boat as well
They are processing unemployment based on last name and day of the week to help with the workload. I was lucky enough to able to get mine filed online with the first try, still waiting for it be approved but that's days away still

Is the wife still at work?

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 04 Apr 2020, 06:05

Ninny wrote:
Nick wrote:
shadowalk wrote:
Nick wrote:I am officially out of work thanks to covid. They are closing all the physical locations and switching to strictly internet sales. Was told the job is mine if I want when they reopen, I am skeptical they keep my location open though . Besides that my job prospects ain't shit unless I wanna go rock a retail job which won't be happening unless I absolutely have to.
Fuck. So sorry that hear that man. If it’s any consolation, you’re not alone - i know a lot of folk who are in the same boat as well
They are processing unemployment based on last name and day of the week to help with the workload. I was lucky enough to able to get mine filed online with the first try, still waiting for it be approved but that's days away still
Is the wife still at work?

Not teaching anymore, started a cleaning company. They've got a little business coming in, it's a day to day thing on if there's any work at the moment. They had just hit a point before this to start hiring some part time people so they could take on more clients.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 04 Apr 2020, 10:06

They're currently taking volunteers at my place to stay home, and in some cases calling people off. I'm just assuming that the part-timers will eventually get starved out and everyone else's hours will be cut, so for now I'm sticking with about 35 hours per week. The weather still sucks and everything is closed, so why not.

Once all the weather related shutdowns in the Midwest get sorted out and the seasonal agriculture freight is done with I'm guessing things will really tank. If it comes down to it I probably wouldn't take a severance package at this point, but some older co-workers definitely would for good reason. I'm pretty sure they've never outright laid anyone off for lack of work. I know they didn't in '08.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 05 Apr 2020, 08:13

This dry cough is a real bother

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 06 Apr 2020, 07:02

Go get that shit checked out ninny

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 06 Apr 2020, 07:28

Still had assholes trying to hold church services today and morons actually trying to attend.

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Apr 2020, 07:35

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:Still had assholes trying to hold church services today and morons actually trying to attend.

keeps happening in ky too

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 06 Apr 2020, 07:39

I think a lot of Christians are about to learn first hand what persecution actually looks like - cause the general public is not gonna put up with this shit.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 06 Apr 2020, 07:43

I don't even like going out for groceries

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 06 Apr 2020, 08:37

Nick wrote:Go get that shit checked out ninny

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 06 Apr 2020, 10:44

two consecutive days of new cases and deaths declining in ein massachusetts

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 06 Apr 2020, 11:20

Nick wrote:I don't even like going out for groceries

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 06 Apr 2020, 11:23

Duterte is expected to announce this week if we will have to extend our community quarantine or not. I’m assuming it will (and should be) extended as the curve isn’t flattening anytime soon.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 06 Apr 2020, 11:24

Skinfection wrote:I'm worried that once people hear about deaths slowing down they'll start going out in droves and we'll get a second wave that's worse than what we have now.

I mean judging by how things have gone so far that sounds exactly like what's gonna happen

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 06 Apr 2020, 12:13

“Land of the free, baby!”

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 06 Apr 2020, 13:15

I'm glad churches and mosques here are closed.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 06 Apr 2020, 17:56

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 06 Apr 2020, 21:04

go to the fucking doctor ninny

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 06 Apr 2020, 21:09

“The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem is closed due to Coronavirus. The last time it was closed was in 1349 during the Black Plague.”

And yet they’re still fucking open here. Some have closed voluntarily but quite a few have not.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 06 Apr 2020, 21:37

arborist shrub tarkington wrote:go to the fucking doctor ninny

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 06 Apr 2020, 21:38

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:“The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem is closed due to Coronavirus. The last time it was closed was in 1349 during the Black Plague.”

And yet they’re still fucking open here. Some have closed voluntarily but quite a few have not.

They can't line their pockets and keep the indoctrination going if they aren't there

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 07 Apr 2020, 07:22

Hey dusty, your governor is one stupid motherfucke.r

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 07 Apr 2020, 07:23

Also, why the fuck is m.otherfucker cens.ored in the first place?

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 07 Apr 2020, 09:01

i dunno but you couldn’t be more right about the first part. last i heard he wants us all to go to the beach, i can only assume he’s said something even dumber in the last 12-ish hours

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 07 Apr 2020, 09:30

Better off being in Florida at this point

User · Post by **User** » 07 Apr 2020, 10:04

i am en route back to australia, left my girlfriend and puppy in the apartment, fucking shit situation

my ticket cost US$2000 one-way

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 07 Apr 2020, 10:11

Yikes. Shit getting bad there?

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 07 Apr 2020, 10:26

$2000 for a one way ticket

Going forward I think I'm going to just work six hours per night. Losing ten hours of pay for the next month will suck, but I'm getting really sick of taking an unpaid 30 minute lunch period only to punch back in to work another 25 minutes. It isn't worth it unless I have errands to run, which I usually don't.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 07 Apr 2020, 11:04

User wrote:i am en route back to australia, left my girlfriend and puppy in the apartment, fucking shit situation

my ticket cost US$2000 one-way

fuck dude

stay safe, keep us updated

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 07 Apr 2020, 12:45

Hitoshura wrote:
User wrote:i am en route back to australia, left my girlfriend and puppy in the apartment, fucking shit situation

my ticket cost US$2000 one-way
fuck dude

stay safe, keep us updated

Yeah man thats aweful... take care Luke.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 07 Apr 2020, 18:32

iamgoat wrote:
Hitoshura wrote:
User wrote:i am en route back to australia, left my girlfriend and puppy in the apartment, fucking shit situation

my ticket cost US$2000 one-way
fuck dude

stay safe, keep us updated
Yeah man thats aweful... take care Luke.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 08 Apr 2020, 07:07

Glad you made it back home safe buddy

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 08 Apr 2020, 09:17

so does this mean savannah is postponed or

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 08 Apr 2020, 09:47

i just kinda assumed it was

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 08 Apr 2020, 10:10

User wrote:i am now in forced quarantine at a hotel in my home city for 14 days

girlfriend puppy are OK, a fellating lover is going to move in temporarily. Myanmar is in "lockdown" but not being enforced. some things in the country's favour RE virus. but what concerns me is a post-virus world, i.e. there is no post-virus world, when can i see her again and how and go back etc. etc.

So do you at least have some stuff lined up to occupy your time for the next two weeks?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 08 Apr 2020, 10:45

arborist shrub tarkington wrote:so does this mean savannah is postponed or

we're probably in wait and see mode but i am skeptical travel will be wise or allowed by then

on the upside booking lodgings and airfare will probably be dirt cheap if it's at all doable

User · Post by **User** » 08 Apr 2020, 15:37

i am placing my bets on a no for mabb meetup 2020, at least in its current form

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 08 Apr 2020, 15:43

Hitoshura wrote:
arborist shrub tarkington wrote:so does this mean savannah is postponed or
we're probably in wait and see mode but i am skeptical travel will be wise or allowed by then

on the upside booking lodgings and airfare will probably be dirt cheap if it's at all doable

that was a joke you gigantic straight man, there is between a 0 and 1% chance of a meetup this year

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 08 Apr 2020, 15:44

also nick and luke are gigantic straight men for not getting my awesome tension-breaking joke

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:24

Ironically you are the gigantic man.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 08 Apr 2020, 19:46

of this four i am the tallest

but i believe you are the tallest mabber currently