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Well I've got an interview whenever things get back to whatever is the new normal :chetty:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Thats good news at least :idea:
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luke why did you have to go back to australia
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Nick wrote:Well I've got an interview whenever things get back to whatever is the new normal :chetty:
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arborist shrub tarkington wrote:also nick and luke are gigantic straight men for not getting my awesome tension-breaking joke
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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zim wrote:luke why did you have to go back to australia
Same thing is happening in Europe for many people. Getting them to their motherland. :judge:
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iamgoat wrote:
zim wrote:luke why did you have to go back to australia
Same thing is happening in Europe for many people. Getting them to their motherland. :judge:
oh? i didn't know that was happening
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I'd like to be not here but I'll take Maryland over some other states who haven't got their collective shit together yet.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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zim wrote:
iamgoat wrote:
zim wrote:luke why did you have to go back to australia
Same thing is happening in Europe for many people. Getting them to their motherland. :judge:
oh? i didn't know that was happening
Depends on their situation. Work/living.
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always a use for good lube
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Kansas overturned the governor's order on keeping gatherings to less than 10 because dumbfucks gotta church on easter

Keep on killing your voter base :clap:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Y'all been wearing your facemasks?

Well the ones that arent lucky enough to stay at home anyway
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I haven’t left my apartment in like a week. I’m talking even going to get my mail in the entryway :redneck:
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This is the good way
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I always wore nitrile gloves while at work but have now been wearing a face mask with a bandana over it as well. It’s not my coworkers I’m worried about so much as our dipshit customers. Still encounter people that act like this whole thing is no big deal - Quite literally had to tell a hard-on bearer to back the fuck up away from me the other day.
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rhino wrote:Y'all been wearing your facemasks?

Well the ones that arent lucky enough to stay at home anyway
ordered one last week but it still ain't shipped. for now on my occasional ventures outside the house, i'm going makeshift style and wrapping my face in my fringed random identities scarf
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when did stormy morph into dusty? :aviators:
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well i got that whole ensemble in january so i'd say in january :redneck:

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maybe dusty shrank and his beard fell out
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but how do we know his beard fell out? It’d be covered by the mask. and a check shave. So you see.

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Now my work is rolling out a program of asking people (no set number yet) to take a furlough of up to four months and collect unemployment during that time. They're going to keep benefits going and it won't affect seniority, which is huge in blue collar work.

Because I've been there long enough I could probably do this, but I won't unless they can't find enough volunteers. Besides, I think it's mostly drivers they're trying to keep from starving out. For now I'm just hoping to go down to about 30 hours per week to avoid having to take an unpaid half hour lunch.
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meant for this
arborist shrub tarkington wrote:always a use for good lube
to be in response to this
Nick wrote:
arborist shrub tarkington wrote:also nick and luke are gigantic straight men for not getting my awesome tension-breaking joke
dusty wrote:I bought all this lube for no damn reason
which i thought was the last post because i was using mobile :fuckoff:
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User wrote:
zim wrote:luke why did you have to go back to australia
even though my life is entirely based in myanmar now i am still doing a phd program in australia. my university discovered i was in myanmar and it got very messy
luke were you not supposed to be in myanmar :huh: i thought it was necessary for your dissertation and such
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Maybe he told them he was in land of ps2 emulators *cue Seinfeld bass music*

Edit: How the fuck is that an easter egg :redneck:
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then it was all worth it
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thank you USA for your definitely absolutely less than 100,000 deaths and your wonderful president
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Anytime my dude
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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everyone get together for a big nationwide party on monday baby
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Skinfection wrote:Oh just watch the death toll skyrocket in two weeks

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Yup, I am in a local group on Facebook and the amount of retards inquiring which churches will be open for Easter is concerning. There is gonna be another massive spike in deaths in 2 weeks or so - I guarantee it.
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Skinfection wrote:
User wrote:thank you USA for your definitely absolutely less than 100,000 deaths and your wonderful president
It'll be gone by Easter :gay:





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When you have 15 and within a couple of days that's going to be down to zero that's a fantastic job you've done
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that landlord :thingy:
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i saw another situation like that a few weeks ago. a church kept holding services and the landlord switched the locks, but the landlord was another church :alien:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Skinfection wrote:A pastor out here wanted to hold Easter services. His landlord caught wind of it and changed the locks :redneck:
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My county made the announcement that masks were required if you go out in public the other day and Hogan has another press conference later today. Fully expecting that one to be the one that cancels school for the rest of the academic year, since they are currently only closed till april 24th.
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designer masks haven't started happening yet but thankfully there are plenty of bandana and scarf options to tide me over 'til production catches up. god damn right i'm gonna be rocking a thom browne bandana on my face when i go grocery shopping this weekend
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I've been wearing a bandana, i feel like i should be wearing a flannel with only the top buttoned too
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Hitoshura wrote:designer masks haven't started happening yet but thankfully there are plenty of bandana and scarf options to tide me over 'til production catches up. god damn right i'm gonna be rocking a thom browne bandana on my face when i go grocery shopping this weekend
Then check out Origin Maine.
They started as a jiu jitsu gi making company, but now also jeans, boots and masks.
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i passed the halfway mark on my hotel quarantine. six more sleeps until i am released. bought a car and a new work set up so i can begin living between my mum's garage and my dad's spare bedroom when i am free from this room hellhole.

i won't be able to handle living with either of them full-time but a balance between the two should be OK for a few months or however long all this shit takes.

my dad has had a tough year, his mother died, then his wife walked out on him (she is 50% back but still not good), one of my brothers has cut all contact with him (and changed his surname), and then covid-19 happened. it is going to be hard work supporting him
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Geez luke, keep your head up
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User wrote:i passed the halfway mark on my hotel quarantine. six more sleeps until i am released. bought a car and a new work set up so i can begin living between my mum's garage and my dad's spare bedroom when i am free from this room hellhole.

i won't be able to handle living with either of them full-time but a balance between the two should be OK for a few months or however long all this shit takes.

my dad has had a tough year, his mother died, then his wife walked out on him (she is 50% back but still not good), one of my brothers has cut all contact with him (and changed his surname), and then covid-19 happened. it is going to be hard work supporting him
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Skinfection wrote:Dang, man. Hang in there. That's a lot to deal with at once.

I'm going to move back into my mom's place for a while because neither myself or my wife are making enough to support ourselves here. It's not really ideal, but it could be a lot worse and it'll save us soooooo much money. Because who knows how long this stay at home order will remain in place?
I'm just hoping the bank will continue letting us defer payments if need be. The uncertainty of income is a splendid mate of mine, who knows when I'll have a regular paycheck again. In Maryland there's only a set amount you can claim per year and I've already claimed 2 months worth :oldryan:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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User wrote:(she is 50% back but still not good)
upper body or lower
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she is 50% round like egg
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Which half?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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i do not want to think about my stepmother's halves, contrary to what pornhub will tell you
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adventures in working from home: roommate didn't pay the internet bill so service is interrupted. work PC does not have wireless card and so cannot hop onto neighbor's wifi like all my personal devices :ba:

even after what i've used so far this year, i have more than 2 months PTO with all the sick time they've added. it's just wonderful that life is coming up with creative ways to help me spend it :gay:
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Damn. As far as I know no one is cutting service here for unpaid bills.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Nick wrote:Damn. As far as I know no one is cutting service here for unpaid bills.
see now that's what i would've thought too, but here we are :huh:
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