coronavirus in this region

Ostx · Post by **Ostx** » 26 Dec 2020, 01:43

Seems 2020 was indeed the first year of quarantine.

head dirt · Post by **head dirt** » 26 Dec 2020, 02:07

Dirge wrote: ↑
26 Dec 2020, 01:22

Skinfection wrote: ↑
20 Dec 2020, 01:24
Apparently now there's a new, faster spreading version of COVID. We're never getting out of lockdown

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-new ... s-12166858
Not 1, but 3 of those faster spreading type motherfukers out there now.

Yeah another was just confirmed in Japan

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » 26 Dec 2020, 02:07

That would make it 4 then.

Ostx · Post by **Ostx** » 27 Dec 2020, 17:49

Im happy I reached 35 without being infected

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 27 Dec 2020, 18:51

Birthday today?

Ostx · Post by **Ostx** » 27 Dec 2020, 19:19

Ostx · Post by **Ostx** » 30 Dec 2020, 11:58

So a bunch of elderly folks in Germany OD'ed on this covid vaccine.
They accidentally received 5 times the amount.

I pulled a massive

Not sure if they died from it yet.

User · Post by **User** » 30 Dec 2020, 20:07

fuck that

head dirt · Post by **head dirt** » 30 Dec 2020, 20:19

Luke Letlow (GOP congressman from Louisiana) just died from the rona.

S'what you get for holding multiple, maskless rallies. Wonder what ghoul they'll replace him with?

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 30 Dec 2020, 21:05

New highly infectious strain detected in Colorado, get ready for another shutdown soon muricans

Ostx · Post by **Ostx** » 30 Dec 2020, 22:21

head dirt · Post by **head dirt** » 02 Jan 2021, 07:32

David Perdue has it

Joah · Post by **Joah** » 02 Jan 2021, 08:01

User · Post by **User** » 02 Jan 2021, 12:57

User · Post by **User** » 06 Jan 2021, 05:10

Los Angeles ambulance workers have been told to stop transporting some patients with extremely low survival chances to hospital, and to limit oxygen use, as record COVID-19 cases overwhelm medical resources.

California has emerged as the latest epicentre of the US coronavirus pandemic, with nearly 4,000 deaths in the past two weeks alone, and hospitals bracing for another surge expected from the holiday period.

head dirt · Post by **head dirt** » 06 Jan 2021, 09:26

So glad I got out of LA when I did

Ostx · Post by **Ostx** » 06 Jan 2021, 16:55

Skinfection wrote: ↑
06 Jan 2021, 09:26
So glad I got out of LA when I did

Indeed.

User · Post by **User** » 20 Jan 2021, 03:05

Not every person who dies is put in a body bag; they are largely reserved for those who are infectious. With coronavirus, however, that could be almost anyone. Couple that with the fact that many hospital wards have been turned into COVID-specific spaces, and the need for body bags has soared.

Officials in Los Angeles County have just suspended air-quality regulations that previously capped the number of cremations, warning the "growing backlog of cremation cases within the county constitutes a threat to public health".

**when the dead overwhelm the living, you gotta burn that shit quick like**
**before they walk the earth**

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 20 Jan 2021, 03:30

US body count has officially surpassed 400,000, roughly 20% of the global total

Burton C. Bell · Post by **Burton C. Bell** » 20 Jan 2021, 03:52

Future medical and political textbooks of the future:

“Here’s a real world example of how a not to handle a pandemic: The United States of America’s response to COVID-19 in 2020. Under the leadership of president Tru.....

May we all learn from their mistakes.”

User · Post by **User** » 20 Jan 2021, 10:25

"Millions died, but they died free. Free from any enemy. Free from the need to die. What was at first labeled the China Virus ended up being known as the Liberty Virus."

head dirt · Post by **head dirt** » 20 Jan 2021, 11:34

Burton C. Bell wrote: ↑
20 Jan 2021, 03:52
Future medical and political textbooks of the future:

“Here’s a real world example of how a not to handle a pandemic: The United States of America’s response to COVID-19 in 2020. Under the leadership of president Tru.....

May we all learn from their mistakes.”

They should just refer to it as the 2020 administration. Or if they have to use his name, preface it with "twice impeached in his first and only term".

the dead vote well · Post by **the dead vote well** » 17 Mar 2021, 03:08

got ein vaccine this day

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 17 Mar 2021, 03:45

lucky

i don't think i'm eligible for another 2 months

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Mar 2021, 04:06

i somehow qualify as essential (my job falls under IT i guess) so i can go ahead and get it

the dead vote well · Post by **the dead vote well** » 17 Mar 2021, 06:14

jawn galliano wrote: ↑
17 Mar 2021, 03:45
lucky

i don't think i'm eligible for another 2 months

i didn’t expect to and georgia is last in the nation in vaccines (no surprise) but due to a quirk in the system i am technically overweight and overweight people qualify for the shot so thank you absurd medical doins

Joah · Post by **Joah** » 17 Mar 2021, 07:38

I have an appointment to get Pfizer’d up tomorrow.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 17 Mar 2021, 08:00

Brother in law's lady fellating lover has been getting everyone set up for appointments with all the free time she's got doing the work from home thing. Just got my account set up so I'm next on the list to try and get this shit done.

User · Post by **User** » 17 Mar 2021, 08:18

fourth wave in the USA right now apparently

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:04

Waiting in line to get this here vaccine done.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:12

my sister in law tested positive on saturday which is not surprising given the horror stories i've heard about it circulating through her office

where's my fucking vaccine already

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:32

Getcha walgreens dose

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:57

I'm still alive

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 22 Mar 2021, 20:39

Got that hoebag pfizer all up in my arm

Burton C. Bell · Post by **Burton C. Bell** » 22 Mar 2021, 20:58

Wife was able to get the Johnson vaccine the other day. Still nothing for me. At this point I’ll just have to wait until I move
To Minnesota since I won’t be able to schedule 2nd dose for the others.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 22 Mar 2021, 22:02

What? You have to be reasonable.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 23 Mar 2021, 01:14

I shall be getting mine very soon

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » 23 Mar 2021, 03:08

How the hell are you all able to get it? The message I'm hearing is that I'm not eligible to get it until May 1st. What am I missing?

zim · Post by **zim** » 23 Mar 2021, 03:29

a lot of people are eligible early through their jobs, other places just have enough to go around

User · Post by **User** » 23 Mar 2021, 03:50

australia has eliminated COVID so the vaccines are taking their sweet ass time here, i won't be able to get mine before i move. so prob have to get it in thailand which means $$$

the dead vote well · Post by **the dead vote well** » 23 Mar 2021, 04:02

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
22 Mar 2021, 20:39
Got that hoebag pfizer all up in my arm

i got ein first pfizer last tuesday

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 23 Mar 2021, 04:12

i have pre-registered for an appointment but i won't be in the lottery until my eligibility gay man's telescope opens, whenever that actually happens to be

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 23 Mar 2021, 04:46

We're behind with vaccinations

My mum has had one so I can go visit again

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 23 Mar 2021, 05:12

Dirge wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 03:08
How the hell are you all able to get it? The message I'm hearing is that I'm not eligible to get it until May 1st. What am I missing?

Because for once maryland's half assing of a project worked in my favor. Like 85% of the jobs in this state got labeled as essential so I qualify for that way.

There's also no statewide waiting list, if a place is doing vaccinations they have their own. Even some stores aren't interconnected, meaning you could be on a few lists at like a walgreens or safeway. Heard plenty about people being on half a dozen lists. Shit is mad bananas my dude.

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » 23 Mar 2021, 06:23

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 05:12

Dirge wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 03:08
How the hell are you all able to get it? The message I'm hearing is that I'm not eligible to get it until May 1st. What am I missing?
Because for once maryland's half assing of a project worked in my favor. Like 85% of the jobs in this state got labeled as essential so I qualify for that way.

There's also no statewide waiting list, if a place is doing vaccinations they have their own. Even some stores aren't interconnected, meaning you could be on a few lists at like a walgreens or safeway. Heard plenty about people being on half a dozen lists. Shit is mad bananas my dude.

Oh ok. So if it's because people are either signing up on dozens of lists (I'm not that desperate), or some fringe piece of luck - like your job or Dusty classifying as overweight, then I don't have to worry about it. I thought there was something basic that I was missing out on.

I'll wait until May.

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » 23 Mar 2021, 06:25

User wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 03:50
australia has eliminated COVID

Yea, puff out your chest some more. You guys are a superhuman race, we get it.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 23 Mar 2021, 06:27

Dirge wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 06:23

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 05:12

Dirge wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 03:08
How the hell are you all able to get it? The message I'm hearing is that I'm not eligible to get it until May 1st. What am I missing?
Because for once maryland's half assing of a project worked in my favor. Like 85% of the jobs in this state got labeled as essential so I qualify for that way.

There's also no statewide waiting list, if a place is doing vaccinations they have their own. Even some stores aren't interconnected, meaning you could be on a few lists at like a walgreens or safeway. Heard plenty about people being on half a dozen lists. Shit is mad bananas my dude.
Oh ok. So if it's because people are either signing up on dozens of lists (I'm not that desperate), or some fringe piece of luck - like your job or Dusty classifying as overweight, then I don't have to worry about it. I thought there was something basic that I was missing out on.

I'll wait until May.

To be fair I needed approximately zero proof that I was an essential employee

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » 23 Mar 2021, 06:28

Blessed is Australia for being able to say it's wiped out covid, while the rest of us suffer for the foreseeable future.

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » 23 Mar 2021, 06:28

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 06:27

Dirge wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 06:23

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 05:12

Dirge wrote: ↑
23 Mar 2021, 03:08
How the hell are you all able to get it? The message I'm hearing is that I'm not eligible to get it until May 1st. What am I missing?
Because for once maryland's half assing of a project worked in my favor. Like 85% of the jobs in this state got labeled as essential so I qualify for that way.

There's also no statewide waiting list, if a place is doing vaccinations they have their own. Even some stores aren't interconnected, meaning you could be on a few lists at like a walgreens or safeway. Heard plenty about people being on half a dozen lists. Shit is mad bananas my dude.
Oh ok. So if it's because people are either signing up on dozens of lists (I'm not that desperate), or some fringe piece of luck - like your job or Dusty classifying as overweight, then I don't have to worry about it. I thought there was something basic that I was missing out on.

I'll wait until May.
To be fair I needed approximately zero proof that I was an essential employee

Can you clarify why that is? Or just clarify that statement period.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 23 Mar 2021, 07:02

One of the forms I had to fill out was a circle all that apply type of deal.

65+, essential worker, health, etc. They verified fuck all about it.