Got the kids a switch

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Methuselah Honeysuckle
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Got the kids a switch

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Gonna crush them in Mario kart :shift:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I'm so old I dont know what this is
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Consults google, oh yeah those things :krinor:
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It's more for the older one honestly. She is just old enough to understand what's going on but not enough to fully wrap her head around it all. So I got her something so she can escape reality a bit and have some fun.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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so many good games on the switch, you done good
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Anything good for the youngins?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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animal crossing just came out, super popular
links awakening, might be confusing
crash bandicoot
mario odyssey
pokemon: lets go pikachu
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I'll check into animal crossing and Pokemon for the kiddos.

I was unaware crash made it to Nintendo. I used to fuck with some crash on ps1 way back when.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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crash team racing :thingy:

Best racing game of all timez
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Diddy kong racing would like a word with you sir
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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you mean a beating stick
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That's one expensive ass stick
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Nick wrote:Diddy kong racing would like a word with you sir

ctr is the superior game :judge:
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i used the switch once :santa:

as for the racing debate ... i always preferred diddy kong racing to mario kart 64 and never played CTR or heard of it before
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Because you are a gentleman and a scholar who appreciates the fine art of 64 bit racing games.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i do too though :eyes:
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Switch is ffff awesome :thingy:
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Nick wrote:I'll check into animal crossing and Pokemon for the kiddos.

I was unaware crash made it to Nintendo. I used to fuck with some crash on ps1 way back when.
btw walmart seems to have switch games the cheapest
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a big ole beating stick
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Crushing your own kids in a game is a joy I will never know
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still waiting for someone to make a dad joke about this thread
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zim wrote:
Nick wrote:I'll check into animal crossing and Pokemon for the kiddos.

I was unaware crash made it to Nintendo. I used to fuck with some crash on ps1 way back when.
btw walmart seems to have switch games the cheapest
I will happily pay a few more dollars to not Walmart but I appreciate the heads up :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Crack it.
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