baltimore murder rate 2021 edition

User · Post by **User** » 04 Jan 2021, 09:39

ohhhhhh yes

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 04 Jan 2021, 21:46

baltimore doing the stormy 2019 new album per day challenge except its murders instead of new albums

User · Post by **User** » 05 Jan 2021, 05:37

shit you failed that didn't you

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 05 Jan 2021, 11:52

365 in total, the people of baltimore are in grave danger

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 05 Jan 2021, 17:38

Came close in 2019 I think.

User · Post by **User** » 06 Jan 2021, 05:14

i love how this murder thread has become so quaint and benign in the face of COVID

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 20 Jan 2021, 20:24

Baltimore anti-violence activist shot dead on city street
https://www.kplctv.com/2021/01/18/balti ... ty-street/

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 20 Jan 2021, 21:09

And no one is surprised at all

User · Post by **User** » 21 Jan 2021, 05:16

in fact, many nod sagely

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Feb 2021, 06:28

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 12 Feb 2021, 18:02

.7857 BPD

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 28 May 2021, 18:18

User · Post by **User** » 28 May 2021, 21:45

what a jump!

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 28 May 2021, 22:47

Seems a bit low honestly

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 17 Aug 2021, 23:14

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 17 Aug 2021, 23:19

get them to post here

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 17 Aug 2021, 23:20

arent too many murders in ireland

the main national tv/radio people have a single "crime correspondent"

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 17 Aug 2021, 23:59

Verbal wrote: ↑
17 Aug 2021, 23:19
get them to post here

The dead?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 18 Aug 2021, 00:37

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
17 Aug 2021, 23:59

Verbal wrote: ↑
17 Aug 2021, 23:19
get them to post here
The dead?

correct

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 18 Aug 2021, 01:22

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 18 Aug 2021, 03:31

Necromancy is hard

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 18 Aug 2021, 05:30

That’s what she said!

User · Post by **User** » 18 Aug 2021, 07:56

i am watching season one of the wire

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 18 Aug 2021, 08:19

Fuck yeah

User · Post by **User** » 19 Aug 2021, 08:49

yeah i told you that whole story with me and the wire, watched season one in 2008 in 24 hours stoned in vietnam then never touched it since until now. i feel like i have written that sentence on MABB 100 times. anyway on episode 5

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 19 Aug 2021, 18:55

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
17 Aug 2021, 23:14
212

.9475 BPD

a new high i believe

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 20 Aug 2021, 06:38

Baltimore is shithole! I drove through a bad neighborhood just for the hell of it. Then I heard 4 loud pops and then a bunch of cops came. I decided to go to a slightly less shittier part of Baltimore. On another occasion, I walked by myself at night from the Greyhound station to Harbor Hospital. I do not recommend doing that, even if you are a big crazy tough hard-on bearer like me.

On another occasion, I stayed at an Airbnb on 643 N Carey St. Look it up on google maps. I walked there from Fells Point, super drunk. Supposedly I urinated on a bus's exterior as it picked up passengers.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 Aug 2021, 06:41

seems like you fit right in

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 20 Aug 2021, 06:45

Oh, on another occasion, I passed out in the rental car, pissed my pants, and it was February so when I woke up it was freezing. I can't believe I've never been arrested or shot there. I've had to take several shits on the street there.

Good places to eat:
Nicks Fish House
Blue Moon
Koko's crab cakes
Jimmys Famous Seafood
broadway diner

I never smoked crack in Baltimore, but I did in Frederick Maryland which is 45 minutes to the west and much nicer.

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 20 Aug 2021, 06:48

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 20 Aug 2021, 06:53

brandonfromohio wrote: ↑
20 Aug 2021, 06:38
Baltimore is shithole! I drove through a bad neighborhood just for the hell of it. Then I heard 4 loud pops and then a bunch of cops came. I decided to go to a slightly less shittier part of Baltimore. On another occasion, I walked by myself at night from the Greyhound station to Harbor Hospital. I do not recommend doing that, even if you are a big crazy tough hard-on bearer like me.

On another occasion, I stayed at an Airbnb on 643 N Carey St. Look it up on google maps. I walked there from Fells Point, super drunk. Supposedly I urinated on a bus's exterior as it picked up passengers.

Greyhound to the harbor off of South hanover? Yeah that'd be a big no from me. I don't fuck around with cherry hill at all.

Greyhound to harbor over in fed hill? I'd take that walk in the middle of the night no problem.

Fells to carey street is a fucking hike. Even if you got shitfaced in pigtown that's still a long ass walk.

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 20 Aug 2021, 06:54

I've used airbnb three times in Baltimore. Each place has warnings all over the house. "Don't leave the garage door open" "Don't open the door for anyone for any reason" "Do not take the bus" "Do not walk around the neighborhood"

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 20 Aug 2021, 06:58

brandonfromohio wrote: ↑
20 Aug 2021, 06:45
Oh, on another occasion, I passed out in the rental car, pissed my pants, and it was February so when I woke up it was freezing. I can't believe I've never been arrested or shot there. I've had to take several shits on the street there.

Good places to eat:
Nicks Fish House
Blue Moon
Koko's crab cakes
Jimmys Famous Seafood
broadway diner

I never smoked crack in Baltimore, but I did in Frederick Maryland which is 45 minutes to the west and much nicer.

My go to spot in Fells for years was just up the street from blue moon.

Todd Conner's right on the corner of aliceanna and broadway

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 20 Aug 2021, 07:00

brandonfromohio wrote: ↑
20 Aug 2021, 06:54
I've used airbnb three times in Baltimore. Each place has warnings all over the house. "Don't leave the garage door open" "Don't open the door for anyone for any reason" "Do not take the bus" "Do not walk around the neighborhood"

For sure it's a sketchy ass city and not tourist friendly. But it's got it's pockets of places to go

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 20 Aug 2021, 07:02

I briefly worked delivering pizza at this place. It was pretty terrifying.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/venus-p ... nhJS6vQYQg

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 20 Aug 2021, 07:04

Hold on, let me find some old journal entries about Baltimore.

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 20 Aug 2021, 08:14

And speaking of how much of a shithole it is, good luck finding a bathroom there. I was worried about getting car jacked as I dropped a few deuces in alleys in bad neighborhoods. We really have it made in Columbus. The girls are reasonably priced, we have a lot of good looking ladies, and it's really not that dangerous.

I'll tell you what I would have done. I would've shot my load in her pussy and maybe given her as much as 30 bucks. Things might be different in Baltimore, but nowhere in the USA will an undercover cop ever get in your car.

I laugh at all these reports of you guys getting scared of women just because they're attractive. You guys fuck the old ugly bags while I shoot my load in all the young hotties.

Once I'm a bit more familiar with that area, I'll make some pickups. Anyone know "Cheeks" from my previous reports? And where can I find a bathroom that is clean at 3 am? Imagine getting car jacked while trying to drop a deuce in alley.

First I ate at Jimmy's seafood on holabird. You have to eat outdoors now because of this corona virus shit. The flies and the construction noise really sucked.

Afterward, I drove down Dundalk Ave. I needed to get to a bathroom. I couldn't have made it back to Jimmy's in time. I dropped a deuce by a fence in back of building. An old metal sign read "you are on camera". I wiped and hurriedly jumped back in the car.

The first trips down Dundalk Ave were unsuccessful. Most of the women can be séen near Graceland. I met Samantha. Tall, 32, WSW with fake tits. She charged me 35 for BBBJCIM. Sure it was good, but where I'm from 30 will get you bbfscip with a 20 year old hottie. I would definitely pick Samantha up again.

Then I decided to check out wilkens for the hell of it. Oh my God. This is the most terrifying neighborhood I've seen in America. I heard 4 gunshots. Most of the junkies and weirdos seemed you phased. The cops swarmed in. I decided to split. I did see an attractive WSW Named Sara or "cheeks". She was the only good looking lady in the area. I was tempted to pick her up but figured I should get the hell out of the area and stick to somewhere "nice" like Dundalk. You guys are out of your mind to pick women up there. Do you do BBBJ or BBFS in your car in that area?

Check out the ad. This midget chick in the Carcass shirt is looking good. I wanted some fun sized raw action. This person asks for a 25 dollar deposit via cashapp. Also text only. Major red flags, huh? I said I would I send cashapp money on condition she could identify the band on the shirt that she is wearing in this photo. Guess what. I got ghosted after that. A search of the phone number, as well as a tineye search, revealed little.

https://escortalligator.com.baltimor...t/37372330/raw

Another ripoff attempt occurred at the US Fuel at 6100 Moravia Park Dr and Frankford. The towel head clerk tried to sell me counterfeit Viagra there for 45 bucks for 4 of them. It comes in a legit looking package with the Pfizer logo on it and everything. I buy generics from bluechew for much cheaper.

User · Post by **User** » 20 Aug 2021, 09:25

oooooookay then

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 20 Aug 2021, 16:45

Me and you go to baltimore for wildly different reasons

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 20 Aug 2021, 19:39

Just reading brandons entries makes me want to take a shower, burn my clothes, and possibly take an aids test

zim · Post by **zim** » 20 Aug 2021, 20:14

man it's been a minute since ive read some weird shit on the mabb

awesome in a horrifying, uncomfortable sort of way

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 20 Aug 2021, 20:45

One thing that sucks about Maryland is the restrictive gun laws, like most shithole states out east. I am not legally allowed to defend myself against these stupid animals and I have to leave my guns in Ohio.

So last time I was here, I noticed a couple decent girls on Pulaski. Didn't see much.

So I Google search "street prostitution baltimore" and noticed conkling came up. There were white girls and black girls. All strung out. The neighborhood looked dangerous. Lots of cops and criminals.

Finally pulled over by the regal inn on pulaski. Theplace is disgusting and I probably got bedbugs. I was texting backpage chicks. A 20 something sexy leopard elevator gave me a 40 dollar bbjbj. No swallow. She wasn't great looking.

Where I come from, a gorgeous sexy leopard elevator will do BBBJCIM or swallow for 20.20 to 40 for creampie.

Wow! Who is this first lady? I may be back in Baltimore on business again soon and I would love to give her a creampie. What side of town or intersection can I find her? In Baltimore I prefer Dundalk and Pulaski. The west side is terrifying! Any info on this lady would be appreciated. Full name, social media, pricing, whereabouts, number, etc. Also, am I better off mongering in DC instead of Baltimore? There aren't too much good things going on in Baltimore other than Nicks Fish House or Jimmys Seafood.

What streets have cheap streetwalkers, white or hispanic under 25 years old? I'm going to creampie all of them.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 20 Aug 2021, 22:14

brandonfromohio wrote: ↑
20 Aug 2021, 20:45

zim · Post by **zim** » 20 Aug 2021, 22:40

yo post more journal entries

brandonfromohio · Post by **brandonfromohio** » 22 Aug 2021, 00:56

That's all that I have relating to Baltimore. I could tell you all about my adventures in other cities but this is about Baltimore.

What's your favorite chicken place in Baltimore? Hip Hop Chicken? New York Chicken? Also Chapps pit beef is pretty cool.

I visited a couple strip clubs that I don't really recommend. The most notable was Haven Place which isn't too far from Chapps Pit Beef. Speaking of which, Chapps pit beef is in the parking lot of a strip club. It appeared on "the wire".

I visited quite a few shitty dive bars. I think I liked Dmitri's in Hampden best, though I think it's gone. There's also Dicks halfway inn which is close to Pulaski. I drank Natty Boh. People in Maryland like to put Old Bay in it.

Other than the death fest next year I hope I don't have to go to Harbor Hospital to score some money again. And yes, it's in Cherry Hill. One time i sat down under a tree nearby and noticed a discarded crack pipe.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 09 Jan 2022, 18:45

338 to close out the year

User · Post by **User** » 09 Jan 2022, 21:51

brandon i miss you

338 is the total

predictions for 2022

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 10 Jan 2022, 00:00

Who fucking knows, I doubt it'll dip below 300 until the city truly cracks down on shit.

It's already at 4 for this year.

User · Post by **User** » 10 Jan 2022, 09:22

i am going with 345, i predict a bloodbath