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Currently in bed typing with my thumb. And it was my good hand. I have CP so I can’t work. They put it in a splint but I have to go back in today to get X-rays the tech was out last night when I went into urgent care. But doctor is pretty certain they are broke or at least badly fractured. Can’t do much of anything. Wiping my ass should be fun…
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Got slammed in the apartment door. Balcony door was open so when I opened the apartment door the wind caught it on a strong cross breeze and slammed hard and fast. My hand was on the door frame bracing myself when I was taking off my shoes. Happened so quick. :/
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Awww fuck!!!

That is a nasty accident :oldryan::::::::
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ouch

at least you're about to improve your left hand skills
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:oldryan: :oldryan: :oldryan: breaking a finger is some of the worst pain
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet that sounds bad
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Anything finger related just hurts bad sorry that happened
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Go on a vacation in the UK and flip everyone off :redneck:
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rhino wrote:
10 May 2022, 21:14
:oldryan: :oldryan: :oldryan: breaking a finger is some of the worst pain
Right up there with anything rib related.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
11 May 2022, 06:47
rhino wrote:
10 May 2022, 21:14
:oldryan: :oldryan: :oldryan: breaking a finger is some of the worst pain
Right up there with anything rib related.
And let's not forget the harsh mistress that is lower back injuries :oldryan:

But yeah even a jammed finger will ruin an entire week. Hopefully you'll have a speedy recovery :santa:
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X-rays surprisingly came back negative. Just soft tissue damage. Which sometimes he said can be worse than a fracture because they take longer to heal. And I have a note from the doctor I can return to work tomorrow yet I have the two fingers still wrapped as I was told for another day. :homework:
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god damn hope it heals up quickly for you.
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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droidspawn wrote:
11 May 2022, 19:25
X-rays surprisingly came back negative. Just soft tissue damage. Which sometimes he said can be worse than a fracture because they take longer to heal. And I have a note from the doctor I can return to work tomorrow yet I have the two fingers still wrapped as I was told for another day. :homework:
Sometimes rhat can take longer to heal than a fracture Wishing you a speedy recovery
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droidspawn wrote:
10 May 2022, 19:58
broke or at least badly fractured
broken = fractured
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and what is this CP that you have?
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and i am sorry to hear of your unpleasant experience and i wish you a speedy recovery
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Verbal wrote:
12 May 2022, 04:15
and what is this CP that you have?
Carpal tunnel?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i thought maybe cerebral palsy
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Verbal wrote:
12 May 2022, 04:36
i thought maybe cerebral palsy
Yep. I’ve mentioned it on here a few times throughout the years. :santa:
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did you though
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I had no idea jorsh had cerebral palsy, very misunderstood disorder even in the disabled community and with those who work in it.
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well this is not good news

i guess your good luck streak is over josher
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Touché. Like when my neighbor backed into my car two weeks ago, caused $1,600 worth of damage and is now ignoring my calls and texts after initially cooperating until she found out how much the estimates were! These last 2 weeks have certainly been quite the shock to someone with such great luck as I!
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at least you know where she lives :occifer:
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droidspawn wrote:
13 May 2022, 18:24
These last 2 weeks have certainly been quite the shock to someone with such great luck as I!
bad luck makes for better christmas cards though
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[unintelligible dusty writing]
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:llama:
Skinfection wrote:
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Wait did dusty just imply hes one of those that writes a novel on what the kids are doing for christmas?
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Noyka wrote:
14 May 2022, 00:24
Wait did dusty just imply hes one of those that writes a novel on what the kids are doing for christmas?
He sent some real xmas cards to some of us.

I also sent him one, with a lot of glitter :redneck:
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You clearly dislike Dusty. Glitter is the herpes of crafting (or christmas) even spraying it down with hairspray it sticks to wverything and never goes away.
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happiness and harmony wrote:
13 May 2022, 21:11
droidspawn wrote:
13 May 2022, 18:24
These last 2 weeks have certainly been quite the shock to someone with such great luck as I!
bad luck makes for better christmas cards though
Sir may I please have some more
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Vahmpy wrote:
14 May 2022, 03:09
Noyka wrote:
14 May 2022, 00:24
Wait did dusty just imply hes one of those that writes a novel on what the kids are doing for christmas?
He sent some real xmas cards to some of us.

I also sent him one, with a lot of glitter :redneck:
i still have all the glitter :kiss:
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super Jesus people
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i never got a christmas card
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I did :ba:
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happiness and harmony wrote:
14 May 2022, 09:45
Vahmpy wrote:
14 May 2022, 03:09
Noyka wrote:
14 May 2022, 00:24
Wait did dusty just imply hes one of those that writes a novel on what the kids are doing for christmas?
He sent some real xmas cards to some of us.

I also sent him one, with a lot of glitter :redneck:
i still have all the glitter :kiss:
Revenge glitter :benton:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:waa:::::::::::::::::::::::::
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the sparkliest form of revenge
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Verbal wrote:
15 May 2022, 04:19
i never got a christmas card
do you guys even have mailboxes
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Everyone ones they grow genetically engineered super potatoes to get them fat, boil them, only to then hollow them out and use the skin/peel as a mailbox. Fortified with rubber cement for structural integrity, of course.
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reading that was kind of like a fever dream
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You’re welcome. :brushteeth:
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how are your fingers doing jorsho
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why is he refusing to answer
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can't type obviously
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he could just use other words
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you think anyone on mabb is posting via text to speech
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is that some kind of role playing game
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the confusion modifier on your character would certainly explain the posts
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i always wanted to be a confusion modifier
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zim wrote:
18 Jun 2022, 01:19
you think anyone on mabb is posting via text to speech
Someone has to be
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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