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I fuck ass and make humble
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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]it may be a good question, but it's most frequently asked by retards in my experience. i figured that would be enough to let it slip under the standards radar :([/quote]

i thought it was a stupid question :santa:
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rape.
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[quote name="Teignub"]you obviously dont know about tam tams and my plan?[/quote]



I find this to be more of a misphrased statement than a question. In addition, you bitches obviously don't know 'bout my ninjas.
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hence why its a stupid question?
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I rapoe ninjas when i am bored
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I am QA Samurai!
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[quote name="Teignub"]hence why its a stupid question?[/quote]



Why haven't you asked me how I roll?
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I am going to elbow drop you from my roof
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when do you roll?
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Bring me more alcool!
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[quote name="Teignub"]when do you roll?[/quote]



Whenever a bear shits in the woods.
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]Bring me more alcool![/quote]



You should consider courses in both English and ettiquette.
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fuck you
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does tam tam get angry when he runs out of booze?
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[quote name="Teignub"]does tam tam get angry when he runs out of booze?[/quote]



Does the pope piss in church?
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does a Jew like bagels?
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i hate all of you
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[quote name="Teignub"]does a Jew like bagels?[/quote]



It depends how much you pay them to do so.
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]i hate all of you[/quote]



aww thanks tam :santa:
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:fuckoff:
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:greenie:
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Ok let me ask a question.



Briefly, what are your thoughts about my response to your competition/innovation question in that thread about 'shyster airways'?
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Briefly...ok...



Our ideologies both seem to revolve around the concept of altruism. I agree with your outlook in point 1, ideally speaking. I simply have my doubts that mankind has the capacity to carry it off your way. It is possible, though, as more tendencies seem to be developing over time. Maybe I'm just a pessimist.



On the second point, I think you've really got something there. I agree.



Part 3: again, my views are based on a more negative estimation of human potential than yours. In the long run, it seems to me that if humans were altruistic enough to make either capitalism or communism work, a happy medium would develop naturally. Maybe we'll be different in 100 years. I just don't see it.
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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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[quote name="Teignub"]where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?[/quote]



she was hot & i was wicked at that game
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Do you know if frogs masturbate?
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Does monkeys throw out snot from nose with fingers as we did?
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is it still considered rape if you yell "surprise!" first?
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Does monkeys throw out snot from nose with fingers as we did?[/quote]



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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?[/quote]



It depends on how turned on she is.



[quote name="TAM TAM"]Do you know if frogs masturbate?[/quote]



I do not. I think dolphins can.



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Does monkeys throw out snot from nose with fingers as we did?[/quote]



It turns out yes, but they prefer to fling poop.



[quote name="rocknrolla"]is it still considered rape if you yell "surprise!" first?[/quote]



You're better off yelling "surprise!" afterward, when you shoot it in her face. Yuck, you pervert. :oldryan:
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there are no stupid questions
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