Ask me stupid questions...

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:09

Do it.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:10

do like poop?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:13

I sometimes have trouble flushing it down the toilet, and in those instances, no. Otherwise, I only enjoy the constructive act.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:13

is your mom hot?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:14

She frequently finds the ambient temperature to be in excess of what she enjoys, and in those instances, she might affirm your suspicions.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 05 May 2009, 13:14

I am unable to ask you stupid questions since I consider myself to be a reasonably intelligent individual.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:16

Am I unable to ask you stupid questions since I consider myself to be a reasonably intelligent individual?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:18

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I am unable to ask you stupid questions since I consider myself to be a reasonably intelligent individual.[/quote]

I feel compelled to point out that intelligence implies the ability to recognize stupidity. In fact, many intellectual quandries are solved by first eliminating the least intelligent potentialities. In such case, you should be able to devise a stupid question by asking yourself, "What is a stupid question."

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:19

Is a stupid question a question that has an obvious answer?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:19

HbW knows :mmm:

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:21

[quote name="Teignub"]Is a stupid question a question that has an obvious answer?[/quote]

I find that this query requires a more zen-like absurdity from its response than other questions. Namely, "What the hell do you think?"

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:22

where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:23

She is pooping in a toilet somewher ein Zimbabwe

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:23

In the hearts and minds of special olympians.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:25

do poeiyhrugifubhsiubdxcs?

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:26

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:27

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:28

[quote name="TAM TAM"]do poeiyhrugifubhsiubdxcs?[/quote]

Astonishingly, yes. This is especially true when the aslsd oiuyhwe.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:28

is 2 really > 1?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:29

[quote name="Teignub"]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/quote]

Seventeen, unless he's a Teamster.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:30

[quote name="TAM TAM"]

?[/quote]

Usually

, but occasionally :tit:

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:30

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="Teignub"]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/quote]

Seventeen, unless he's a Teamster.[/quote]

what if he is a teamster?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:31

[quote name="Teignub"]is 2 really > 1?[/quote]

<3

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:32

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:33

[quote name="Teignub"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="Teignub"]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/quote]

Seventeen, unless he's a Teamster.[/quote]

what if he is a teamster?[/quote]

None, because he'd be on strike. The real question you should be asking is "How far could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:33

Do you fuck tits?

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:34

what color is your toilet?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:34

[quote name="TAM TAM"]Do you fuck tits?[/quote]

Yes.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:36

[quote name="Teignub"]what color is your toilet?[/quote]

Egg salad.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:36

do you put your pants on one leg at a time?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:37

I have a new toilet that cold flush a bowling ball

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:38

[quote name="Teignub"]do you put your pants on one leg at a time?[/quote]

No, I have concubines for that.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:39

Have you ever fingered your assholebuttfuckhole?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:43

[quote name="TAM TAM"]Have you ever fingered your assholebuttfuckhole?[/quote]

Cottage cheese.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:44

I want to fuck?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 05 May 2009, 13:44

what in the hell are you going to do with a degree in psychology

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:44

these are supposed to be stupid questions not stupid answers

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:45

analo

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 05 May 2009, 13:45

ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer?

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:46

are you going to enjoy the raping or are you gonna put up a struggle?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:47

[quote name="TAM TAM"]I want to fuck?[/quote]

I wouldn't know, but I would assume so, since you have enough testosterone to grow a beard.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:47

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:47

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]I want to fuck?[/quote]

I wouldn't know, but I would assume so, since you have enough testosterone to grow a beard.[/quote]

Im going to fuck you with it

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:48

:mmm:

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:49

I need a beautiful lady to pleasure in this period

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:50

craigslist.org

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 05 May 2009, 13:51

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]what in the hell are you going to do with a degree in psychology[/quote]

This is a good question. Try a different thread.

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer?[/quote]

Yes. Unless I feel differently.

[quote name="Teignub"]are you going to enjoy the raping or are you gonna put up a struggle?[/quote]

You apparently misunderstood the situation. I will be doing the raep around here.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 May 2009, 13:52

I RAPE

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 05 May 2009, 13:52

you obviously dont know about tam tams and my plan?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 05 May 2009, 13:53

it may be a good question, but it's most frequently asked by retards in my experience. i figured that would be enough to let it slip under the standards radar :(