I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 06 May 2009, 00:49

And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space

scunt. · Post by **scunt.** » 06 May 2009, 00:50

A fellating lover of mine grew his pinky nail out one time so he could open blunts up easier. I don't know if this is relevant, however.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 00:52

[quote name="Devy"]And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space

[/quote]

haha silly devy! if you attempt said, i wanna see pix! take them before you try it cuz i'm sure an attempt to do said will tear the nail off.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 06 May 2009, 00:54

[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="Devy"]And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space

[/quote]

haha silly devy! if you attempt said, i wanna see pix! take them before you try it cuz i'm sure an attempt to do said will tear the nail off.[/quote]

I'll cover it in adamantium nail polish

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 May 2009, 00:54

This thread reminds that I need to cut my feet's nails

tnks devy

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 00:56

feet

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 May 2009, 01:01

feetphobic???

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 06 May 2009, 01:02

I WON'T LET YOU HIJACK THIS THREAD!

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 01:02

not really phobic...i just hate feet.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 01:03

[quote name="Devy"]I WON'T LET YOU HIJACK THIS THREAD![/quote]

:tit:

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 06 May 2009, 01:04

Tits are acceptable

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 May 2009, 01:04

[quote name="erica"]not really phobic...i just hate feet.[/quote]

Nice feet on women are

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 06 May 2009, 01:15

I like Shoe

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 06 May 2009, 01:18

Donkeytron >

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 06 May 2009, 01:20

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 May 2009, 01:23

[quote name="TAM TAM"]I like Shoe[/quote]

I like me slutty shoes

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 06 May 2009, 01:23

I know this, and I love you for it

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 May 2009, 01:30

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 01:35

i like to throw shoes like boomerangs

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 06 May 2009, 01:36

[quote name="Devy"]And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space

[/quote]

now this is a fantastic idea.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 06 May 2009, 04:02

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="erica"]not really phobic...i just hate feet.[/quote]

Nice feet on women are

[/quote]

xpocalypse · Post by **xpocalypse** » 06 May 2009, 04:25

what do you prefer footjob or footfuck?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 05:14

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="erica"]not really phobic...i just hate feet.[/quote]

Nice feet on women are

[/quote]

Indeed.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 05:54

but theyre feet!

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 05:56

Really? I've heard otherwise.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 05:58

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 06:00

Sexy vice squad brutality is sexy.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 06:02

just as long as you don't have a vienna sausage sized wang

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 06:10

Madam, I am astonished at your shallowness. I withdraw my offer.

Plus, no, it's bigger than that. :p

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 06:15

that's good to hear or a tasing would be in order!

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 06:16

Tasing is less sexy. You can spank me if you want to, though.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 06:24

you bad boy you

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 06:40

Tell me, what are your thoughts on furry handcuffs.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 06:44

they are for pussies

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 12:39

I agree. I prefer to be chained to the bed with actual chains. Or barbed wire. :kinkyneck:

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 06 May 2009, 12:40

i want to tie sexigranny 2 a bed with a 40 foot dildo

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 06 May 2009, 12:49

How can you tie someone to a beg with a dildo?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 06 May 2009, 12:50

what?

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 06 May 2009, 13:01

[quote name="TAM TAM"]i want to tie sexigranny 2 a bed with a 40 foot dildo[/quote]

[quote name="Pentelesh"]How can you tie someone to a beg with a dildo?[/quote]

THAT ! and a half.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 06 May 2009, 13:01

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 May 2009, 13:45

How can you tie someone to a bed with a 40-foot dildo?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 06 May 2009, 14:31

this is why it needs to be said length

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 06 May 2009, 18:48

that would definitely be something i haven't done before.