have u ever cum in your navel?

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have u ever cum in your navel?

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I did it
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i'll do it in like.... 15 seconds
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[quote name="xpocalypse"]i'll do it in like.... 15 seconds[/quote]

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yup, it was fun
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all the time
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No. I once sat down at a friends computer and there was cum all over the place. Back then I didn't know what it was, it was even on the plant hanging from the wall and I thought the plant had produced some kind of ectoplasma. I then stuck my finger in it :oldryan: luckily I didn't put it in my mouth.
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:oldryan: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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this thread is all kinds of nasty
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and you're in it :pepper:
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[quote name="D.O.A."]No. I once sat down at a friends computer and there was cum all over the place. Back then I didn't know what it was, it was even on the plant hanging from the wall and I thought the plant had produced some kind of ectoplasma. I then stuck my finger in it :oldryan: luckily I didn't put it in my mouth.[/quote]





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That sounds like his cock exploded
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it was a volcanic eruption
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Cockatoa :grim:
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squirt bloody squirt
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I just couldn't imagine that it was really cum and it was quite translucent like when there's not enough sperm in it. It was also behind the keyboard and then I kept wondering with his sister about what it was. Oh well, another time I went to the toilet and I thought to myself what's that smell? Smells like ham and when I opened the lid I saw a huge sausage that smelled like ham, it was horrible. His older brother apparently forgot to flush. We still joke about that even though it happened many years ago.
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[quote name="D.O.A."]No. I once sat down at a friends computer and there was cum all over the place. Back then I didn't know what it was, it was even on the plant hanging from the wall and I thought the plant had produced some kind of ectoplasma. I then stuck my finger in it :oldryan: luckily I didn't put it in my mouth.[/quote]



[quote name="D.O.A."]I just couldn't imagine that it was really cum and it was quite translucent like when there's not enough sperm in it. It was also behind the keyboard and then I kept wondering with his sister about what it was. Oh well, another time I went to the toilet and I thought to myself what's that smell? Smells like ham and when I opened the lid I saw a huge sausage that smelled like ham, it was horrible. His older brother apparently forgot to flush. We still joke about that even though it happened many years ago.[/quote]



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[quote name="Devy"]Cockatoa :grim:[/quote]

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I am pretty sure i have cum into my belly button at some point
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i feel creepy even reading this thread
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this thread makes me laugh
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[quote name="rhino"]i feel creepy even reading this thread[/quote]
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wtf
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bill you should try cumming in your navel next time
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