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That 1 fucking k
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*fucks*
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eating in the shower does not sound fun :oldryan:
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in 5
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and I will be the one to assist the passage of the 1k :grim:



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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1 FUCKING K



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fuck, I would not hit that :oldryan:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I just did :jizz:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]eating in the shower does not sound fun :oldryan:[/quote]



yeah but you're basing that on your experiences as a non-albino. trust me, they like it, prefer it even
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I would totally fuck that...I mean, I just did, but I would do it a second time
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That picture made me lulz pretty good.
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congrats on being the first to reach 1k there Tam Tam :santa:
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:ba:
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I will make it a goal of mine to reach this by the end of the weekend.
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I thought this thread was going to be about fucking. :mmno:
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haven't done that in months
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Same here.
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hmm...yeah, been a little bit for me, if I don't count that odd encounter i had a few months ago
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Didn't that sexy leopard elevator rape you with her ass?
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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I geuss you could say that...it was fucking weird :huh:
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I just remember you said something along those lines at the Carcass show.
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Okay...did I hear about this incident? :oldryan:
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I do not think so
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I got butt-raped at a Carcass show :blush:
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zim wrote:
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I got butt-raped at a Carcass show :blush:
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Verbal wrote:
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zim wrote:
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I got butt-raped at a Carcass show :blush:
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must have been a rowdy crowd
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maybe this explains your desire for that leather jacket
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it's a classic jacket, don't hate
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i hate that which i cannot understand
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how about scottish people with their crystal clear language
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is it less clear than a lot of accents? probably like a lot of places in that its the less well-off people with the very strong accents that are often difficult to understand
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