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oh fuck this shit I'm not role playing with aod. :fuckoff:
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what is role playing? :huh:



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seriously. I remember when I lost my virginity I was very happy and excited, but I felt retarded for 2 years cause the 70% of my friends lost it at 16 :tear: .

Actually I still have a fellating lover that is my age and is virgin. But he's in general a very closed person. He's not a bad looking hard-on bearer, but he's just a bit misanthrope.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I apparently wasn't a very convincing actor. I must have blown my cover prematurely.
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treat her like a prostitute
why you wanna trip on me
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[quote name="Teresa"]treat her like a prostitute[/quote]



this, always this
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"treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen"
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[quote name="HbW"]I must have blown my cover prematurely.[/quote]

[quote name="HbW"]I must have blown my cover prematurely.[/quote]

[quote name="HbW"]I must have blown my cover prematurely.[/quote]

[quote name="HbW"]I must have blown my cover prematurely.[/quote]

[quote name="HbW"]I must have blown my cover prematurely.[/quote]



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[quote name="it the dusto"]Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks[/quote]



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]People is fucking crazy[/quote]
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Beanie gets the joak.
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RAPE THAT BITCH IN THE NAME OF BURZUM
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS NOT SUCK, NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER MENTION SEX AND BURZUM IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the more you ingore bitches the more they love you. keep doing your thing, ask her out like it's no big deal to you. act totally uninterested in her. You'll be makin dat pussy look like smashed ravioli in no time.
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Got da hole Aaron??? :redneck: :xx:[/quote]

you damn right I did. I actually did lose it to her.
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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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The Office: balochistan
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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I think I screwed up this opportunity.
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[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I think I screwed up this opportunity.[/quote]



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I don't want talk about it. I underestimated the effect this entire scenario would have on my regular life.
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:tear: :tear:
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screwed up is a positive or negative verb?? :huh:



in any case Imran to get down, "every lost occasion is lost" is a thing I never stand. Aod attitude is "never say never" :xx:

keep on trying Imran.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]screwed up is a positive or negative verb?? :huh:

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Pretty much like extremely negative!
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Ok. Sorry I still have some difficults with slangs etc. :tear:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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"your girlfriend is pregnant with your fathers kid? that shit is screwed up"
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is this how you met your wife
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pretty sure he met her after the check cleared
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ha
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but seriously, is imran married?
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he claims he is, there are a few hilarious posts about him hiding his alcohol in his car so she wouldn't find it and other things like that. i think he also mentioned they don't do anything together
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Skinner met up with him.

Hey skinner! Was his wife there?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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 but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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skinner and imran are mia
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:gaylol:
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by "chick" did imran mean a human woman? or a baby chicken?
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my guess is a baby chicken, because then it be growing into a MASSIVE COCK
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:lol:
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